Nothing says Christmas like a trio of bunny butts with Santa hats on them. Deck the halls with dingle-berries fa la la la la la la la la. At $50 a rabbit butt, this trio of tushies will cost you $150. I know this because as a kid I was hooked on math phonics, but I kicked the habit years ago. Yay me!
Click through for a touching holiday poem.
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We have seen our share of crap taxidermy here at Creepbay. Now experience Crap Taxidermy the coffee table book. This is a collection of the strangest and weirdest taxidermy from crappytaxidermy.com. That’s right, it’s a website in book form. Because why the hell not? I know some squirrels that still don’t have the internet. They might want to know about this.
This is 96 full-color pages of taxidermy that is crap. It also includes a “Stuff Your Own Mouse” lesson.
Better call Scotland Yard. This looks like the work of Quack The Ripper, London’s most notorious killer duckling. It’s not every day you see a duck go on a murderous rampage. Unless you frequent Etsy of course.
The tag line for the imminent movie version of this Etsy listing is “Scotland Yard is on the case, but this duck don’t give a f**k!” Would you pay to see it? I know you would. What’s wrong with you people? I’m just seeing it because it’s a chick flick! Duckling, chick… Close enough.
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How do you know when it’s cold outside? Apparently, when you check the temperature on a thermometer that’s sticking out of a deer’s rectum. Makes sense to me. I mean, why check the temp on my iPhone when I can look at a deer’s ass?
Alright, it’s not really mounted in the rectum. You are just getting a deer tail mounted upright so that it looks like a deer is getting it’s temperature taken. It’s either that or an un-decorated redneck Christmas tree.
This strange New Age Squirrel taxidermy rug is all you need to meditate, alleviate and resonate with otherworldly forces. Channel an ancient Atalantean priestess. Maybe even see into a past life. Ask the magic squirrel carcass a question and if it’s glowing crystal crown lights up, it means that the light entities roaming the astral plain have an answer for you.
The quartz crystal points embedded in this dead squirrel’s head are her “crown”, lit with LEDs from within. More images below.
I was new agey like you once, until I channeled Elvis. I knew I was successful when I squeezed cheeks and released a 40 second fart. Obviously it was the old fat Elvis. Smelled like a dump truck hauling rotten peanut butter and banana sandwiches. That’s enough to get anyone to put their magic crystals and pyramid hats away forever.
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