Mermaids. Those bare-breasted sirens of the sea. Those breasts are not for mortal man to see, as proven in this video. Some guy caught a mermaid sunbathing on a rock and when she notices that she’s being filmed, she freaks out and scurries off back into the sea. Mankind will have to wait another day, or perhaps a year, or a century, to see mermaid breasts, the most elusive breasts in nature.
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Mystery Sea Creature Washes Ashore in the Philippines
What the hell is that thing? Is that an eyeball and nostrils? Is that the loch Ness monster? More like the Loch Mess monster. The remains of a massive sea creature were recently discovered on a beach in the Philippines. Apparently it had been dead for awhile and it had a horrible smell as if a thousand Taco Bell butts all went off at the same time. This thing is 32-feet long. It smelled so bad they towed the remains back out to sea.
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California TV Broadcasts Interrupted By Alien Invasion Messages
So a few mornings ago people in the Orange County area of California had their government mind programming and their TV programming interrupted by some emergency alert messages warning of an alien invasion and that the apocalypse was coming. Tell us something we don’t know.
One video of the broadcast was uploaded to YouTube and it has a terrified voice telling us:
“The space program made contact with… They are not what they claim to be. They have infiltrated a lot of, uh, a lot of aspects of military establishment, particularly Area 51. The disasters that are coming—the military—I’m sorry the government knows about them…”
The audio was taken from an old Coast to Coast AM radio show. I say that doesn’t mean it’s not true. Wake up people and get woke so that you are awakened and awokened and aware!
via Gizmodo
Woman Claims Homemade Bug Spray Attracts Bigfoot
A North Carolina woman claims that her homemade bug spray attracts Bigfoot. Which is cool I guess cuz when Bigfoot is attracted you he brings flowers, chocolates might even take you out for dinner. And you know what they say about big feet ladies!
Allie Megan Webb says she initially created the “Bigfoot Juice” to help her husband with mosquitoes during his searches for the cryptid. He asked her to change the recipe because it smelled too feminine. That was when his Bigfoot research group spotted the creature. So naturally it must be the spray. Cuz reasons. Bigfoot probably gave a sniff one day and wondered who has been pissing in his territory. So he went to investigate. So I think we can conclude that it smells like piss. Case closed.
I am such an awesome investigator.
IT IRL – Clowns Break Into Some Guy’s House
So two clowns break into some guy’s house and surprisingly, they didn’t trash the place and leave balloon animals everywhere. Also surprising that it was only two clowns and that they didn’t get out of a full clown-packed tiny car. Though they did swap out his doorbell for one that now sprays water in your face when you push the button. Clowns are evil, I think we can all agree on that. Is there anything more disturbing than discovering footage of a clown break-in in your home? Even scarier, the guy who owns the house says there is no video of them leaving the house. Did they go out the window? Exit to another dimension?
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