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Unreal Upchuck Owl Skeleton Kit

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unreal owl upchuck science kit
Hey, you wanna learn some science? Gather round kids and experience the wonder and majesty that is Owl barf. This Unreal Upchuck Owl Skeleton Kit will teach you all about the fact that owls eat other living things. And then puke their bones back up. Ain’t life beautiful?

Your kids will experience the thrill of dissecting owl puke and rebuilding skeletons. Apparently it’s all hypoallergenic and sanitary. As sanitary as owl puke can be. But first- *BWHOOOAAAAA* Sorry kids. As you can see, I had skittles and a bucket of KFC for lunch. As you can see, I like our owl friends am not afraid to eat the bones. Reconstruct this bucket of KFC and I’ll know you are ready for owl puke.
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Custom Amigurumi Exorcist Playset

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Amigurumi Exorcist Play Set
Check out this handmade scene from the 1973 film The Exorcist. It features a crocheted Regan sitting in bed, projectile vomiting onto a stunned Father Merrin. That is some quality crochet vomit right there!

This pukey homage to the classic horror movie stands about 9″ tall. Believe it or not, I’ve never seen this movie. Obviously, it’s about a priest caring for a young and sick girl. Seems like a real feel good flick. Gonna check this one out.

Update: Holy crap guys! It’s like 3 A.M. and I can’t sleep because that movie was not a feel good movie! It was a feel like Satan is hiding in every corner and going to possess you movie. Gonna go hide under my blanket some more and cry and whimper at every creak and groan this old house makes.

Update 2: Phew. I’m so silly. Those creaks and groans weren’t the house. Just the bed struggling to hold my fat ass.
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