Reborn Freddy Krueger Doll Was A Nightmare On Womb Street

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This Reborn Freddy Krueger Doll is crazy demented. Well, now that he’s been reborn maybe they can raise him up right this time. Teach him not to slash people and invade their dreams. If it’s true what they say, that children are our future… We are all f***ed!

Being reborn hasn’t improved his skin any. It’s called proactive for a reason Freddy. You gotta be proactive about it. I mean come on Fredster, are you your parents newborn kid or a botched Dominos pizza? What, you gonna come for me now in my sleep? Come at me bro! Come at me! I got a medicine cabinet full of uppers and I ain’t afraid to use them!
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Avatar Sequel Details Leak: It’s All About Avatar Babies!

avatar reborn babyNah. No news to report. I just like to make a big deal of things when I see a crazy-weird and creepy little Avatar baby, who looks like he will grow up to rip the flesh off my nerdy skeletal frame. It is a reborn doll, meaning that an artist created it to look scary real and keep me awake at night. He’s available on Etsy for $145. from lunatoonyweeones. Click through for more images of the artist’s mad scientist-type creations.

Ahhh. Isn’t he cute? Who’s the cute little baby Na’vi? Who’s the cutest wittle Na’vi? I got your nose. Got your nose. HOLY EFFIN JAMES T. KIRK CAMERON, HE BIT MY THUMB OFF! SOMEBODY GET HIM TO BURP IT UP! I AM SO RAPING YOUR PLANET FOR RESOURCES!
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