What the shizz!? Don’t be putting any of these Creepy Baby Christmas Ornaments on my tree this year or Santa’s gonna puke all over the gifts. Like that time everyone found a bottle of Gin, an emptied ashtray and a pile of puke under the tree in 2004, with the train going round and round it all, pulling along a little elf across the filth. Of course I was Santa that year and it didn’t take much after polishing off that bottle and ingesting about the tenth taco. These ornaments raise the puke-o-meter to vomit-con 5.
Tag: babies
Horror Villains Security Blanket Dolls
Hey, why not? Give your baby these Horror Villains Security Blanket Dolls. That way they can feel nice and secure… Around killers! You should never feel safe and secure around killers. Although they do look soft and cuddly… NO! I will not be drawn in to your- I do feel safer with my blankie. I can’t deny that. Sure, I’ll give these a try. But I might get some weird looks while I’m out in public clutching all of these guys to my chest. Have a look at the shop and see the rest of them.
Miniature Alien Babies and Spaceships
Guys! Miniature Alien Babies and Spaceships are invading! It’s like a friggin’ alien day care up in this biznitch. They’re all attacking in their toddler spaceships, and with their tentacled, freaky faces. First they’ll probe us up our wazoos, then they’ll steal all of our resources. Probably use us for free babysitting and pay us like crap! Well, I don’t want none of that. I say we shoot ’em out of the sky so there’s diapers and pacifiers flying everywhere.
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Babypod Turns Your Lady Parts Into a Concert Hall
Meet the Babypod. The “tampon speaker”. At least that’s what I’m calling it. It’s a speaker for your lady parts so that your baby can listen to music. Maybe you want your kid to listen to some Justin Beaver. I have no idea. It’s apparently important to turn your body into a concert hall so your kid can chill in his or her womb-room and be all emo.
Horror Character Baby Dolls
DrakenSteinArt is running an orphanage for misfit monsters. Check out these Horror Character Baby Dolls. They have every baby monster and killer that you could want. Go ahead and buy one. Raise the kid. It will be smashing. Smashing your skull in while you sleep. Not that you’ll get much sleep. Monster babies will keep you up at all hours of the night. You can even get this awesome Coffin Doll carriage so you can wheel’em around the block in style.
That baby wolf man steals the show. You gotta respect any kid that has facial hair. Check out their shop. They have a ton of these little tykes.
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