Crazy Creepy Scarecrow Masks

Crazy Creepy Scarecrow Masks
I must be a bird cuz these Scarecrow Masks from darkmasks scare the bejeebus out of me. You know what happens when a bird sees these faces looking at ’em? They just explode in a mess of feathers and guts. That’s how scary these masks are.

This reminds me of that time I did a stand up routine for a room full of scarecrows. You can guess how that went. Yeah, I left them in stitches. I’d offer these scarecrows something to eat, but they’re already stuffed. Yeah, that’s just a little scarecrow humor. That’s the last straw I promise.
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MySack Golf Ball Storage Sack

golf ball sack
You need some golf ball storage? Just use MySack. The MySack Golf Ball Storage Sack. Nah. Go ahead. Take it. I’m not using it. Just hang MySack from your belt. Make sure you fondle it occasionally, just to make sure your balls have all dropped to the bottom. Don’t worry, it will feel soft since it is made of ultra suede. Just don’t overdo it. It’s sensitive. Oh and keep it dry to avoid shrinkage.

You’re welcome.