Let this Sinister Skull with Lantern Lamp light up your home. This guy just loves illuminating his own skull and he is pretty damn good at it. Probably cuz he’s using his wanking arm to hold that lantern. He makes a great piece of home decor. I mean bone decor. Uh, cuz he’s a skull, not cuz he has a strong self-boning arm. Perfect for parties or fright-fests.
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Vampire Bat Amulet Necklace
Damn. This Vampire Bat Amulet Necklace looks pissed off. He’s all like, “I am soooo f**king ticked off right now! I don’t even know what to say right now, so I’m just gonna look all shouty.” Classy, but man that bat looks mad as hell. Somebody give that dude a sedative stat! Amulet? More like a damned-ulet! *High fives the indoor house plant next to me.* Okay, calm down bat. I’m wrapping it up. Stop yelling at me. No, I don’t just prattle on forever. You’re a real dick ya know that? Fine, I’m out. You need anger management. No, obviously you do NOT manage it well. Good day sir! I said good day!
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Twin Peaks Necklaces – Wow Bob Wow
*Doing my little midget dance. Claps hands together.* “Kcor s’tel.” Aka Let’s rock! These Twin Peaks Necklaces will make you say WOW BOB WOW. I saw these and I was all like… BOOM. Season 3, Episode 8 mushroom cloud! Got a light? No? Well, at least you have a frog/moth creature in your mouth. That’s something. Sorry, I can’t even write this because I am just too stoked for the next episode. These necklaces come in several styles: BookHouse Boys, Resident of Twin Peaks, Owl Cave, Black Lodge and more. By the way, that doll you like is coming back in style.
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Gothic Black Rose Necklace With Bat Wings
This Black Rose Necklace With Bat Wings makes my heart all a flutter with the pitter-patter of bat wings. You might say that it’s the wind beneath my wings. Or above a pile of bat guano. Is it a bat or a rose? Is it a bat named Rose? I don’t have the answers. I just know that it looks pretty damn cool. Look, I’m just winging it here. It goes well with this Bat Skirt.
Grab Your Crayolas – Cryptozoology Coloring Book
Prepare your crayolas and your peepers for a Big foot sighting! The Cryptozoology Coloring Book is all about coloring those crazy creepy cryptids! Want a pink Sasquatch? Wait, that sounds dirty! My point is, you can make Bigfoot any color you want. The Loch Ness Monster too. It features 22 legendary animals from around the world. Color me stoked! This activity book is for kids or adults. I know what I’m doing this Saturday night! I call it crying and coloring, then crying some more. I’m looking forward to it. *sad tears*.
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