Ohhhhhh. I’ll have some red rum please bartender. I’m parched. *Looks at these REDRUM Metal Bookends in the mirror and screams!* Murder! That says murder! I don’t want any of that. Red rum sounds much better. These bookends are murder on your books by the way. Murder most foul. Or is it fowl? I’m confused now. Was there a bird involved? I have no idea. I’ll just keep my beak out of it. In fact, I’ll just wet my beak and shut up.
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Just let your guts and bones hang out for all to see, that’s what I say. Or at least that’s what I said before I lost my license to doctor. Oh well. This Day of the Dead Anatomy Zip-Up Hoodie takes guts to wear and it also looks awesome. Check out that skull on the hood. I’m gonna snag one of these for myself. It ups your style from Dawn of the Dork to Day of the Dead! You might also like this bones hoodie.
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This United States Of Horror Movies T-Shirt just goes to show you, no matter where you move, something horrible is going to attack you. Save up your money kids. This shirt shows the horror movies that take place in every state. I don’t know about you, but I’m moving out of the country. I’m sick of getting attacked by weirdos and psychos.
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These Black Leather And Skull Hair Ties are perfect for your Skull-ny tail. Now you can look cute and badass at the same time. Something I always thought was impossible outside of wearing a school girl uniform and waving nunchucks all over the place. For the record, I only did that one time. It was Halloween and I was being chased by zombies. Had to hide a lot of bodies that night when I remembered it was Halloween and they weren’t actually zombies. Halloween is a confusing night for me.
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I don’t know about you, but I feel kinda batty when I get out of the shower. So I’m gonna dry off with these cool Bat Shower Towels. That way I can lay off the bats that usually flap their wings and hold the towel for me when I come out of the shower. They were getting uppity anyway. I heard squeaks that they were forming a union and looking for actual pay in the form of food. Also, there will be a lot less bat-s*it all over my bathroom floor. Also less visits to the doctor for rabies shots. It’s a good call.
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