Do you want one lump or two? Well, I don’t care how many as long it doesn’t have a hundred legs. This Creepy Crawly Bug Teapot is just filled with bugs on the outside and I’m pretty sure it is filled with bugs inside too, cuz that black bug-juice is just overflowing from the lid and oozing everywhere. Which kind of bugs me. Get it? Bugs me? How many bugs does it take to get that much “tea” anyway? I have no idea. I don’t want to know. I’m surprised there’s no tea-rantula. This is more of a beetle blend.
Tag: scary
Set of 4 Skull Shot Glasses
Give me a skull full of the good stuff bartender! This Set of 4 Skull Shot Glasses will make every drink macabre. Gin and Tonic? I prefer Gin and Chronic if ya know what I mean. It’s what the doctor ordered. Doctor Feelgood that is. Don’t know much about him, but he operates on that one corner, near that one alley where cops won’t go. Dude keeps me all good. But I digress. These shot glasses are awesome. I pretend they are the skulls of my enemies. And my enemies are hard work and motivation. Line them up with these Sugar Skull Shot Glasses and drink your own skull off.
Religious Statues Transformed Into Day Of The Dead Style
Just cuz it is the day of the dead, that doesn’t mean that the day is all dead. Even if it has been a pretty dead day. Just a deep thought for the day. Anyhow, these Day Of The Dead Style Statues are awesome. They started off as religious statues, but soon lost their religion like REM and got awesome Day of the Dead makeovers! I picture some dude in his studio just looking at all of his statues. He is silent. Then he suddenly shouts, “MAKEOVER!” and gets to work. Consider me dia de los muert-ified.
Also check out these cool Day of the Dead Measuring Spoons. They are how you get the proper amount of sugar in a sugar skull.
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Scary Skull Cabinet Knob – Bone Decor
Whenever I go into my cabinets, I like to use Skull Cabinet Knobs. Cuz everything I do is badass, including opening my cabinets. I will literally grab that dude by the skull and open the cabinet to get my peanut butter. That’s just how I roll. Accessing your food through a skull is the only way to grab a snack. At least it did look awesome until somebody put googly eyes on mine. Now I’m no longer badass. I just feel like everyone else when I go into the cabinet *sighs*
So now I have to get these bat skull versions. Oh yeah!
Alien Stud Earrings – The Truth Is Out There
These Alien Stud Earrings feature… the head of an alien stud. I mean, I don’t know the dude’s history with the ladies, but I know he scored big on Uranus last night. Boom! You walked right into that one. Actually you backed right into that one. MEGA BOOM! Third degree burn! Anyway, these aliens are for your ears, because the truth is out there. I’m just too lazy to look for it. Or paint about it.