If you want to cover gifts in bats, you don’t need a bunch of dead bats and a glue stick. What you need is Goth Gift Wrap. It’s a classier way to bathe something in bats. Elegant in fact. I plan to wrap a pile of guano meticulously and leave it on my neighbor’s doorstep. He’ll go batsh*t crazy. Hey, I care enough to give the very best.
Tag: scary
Bird People X-Rays – Ooh La La
These Bird People X-Rays from DrDublinArtGallery are pretty sexy. I wish I was the photographer on this shoot. “That’s it, baby. Shake those tail-feathers. Keep that beak up. Now wrap those wings around yourself and look all coy. You saucy swallow, how did you get high heels on those talons?”
Not gonna lie, I’m kinda turned on. I wanna ravage that raven and seduce that swallow. You silly little woodpecker, come here and knock on wood.
Alien Xenomorph Egg Cushion Pillow
This Alien Xenomorph Egg Cushion Pillow lets you lay down on the couch and get your damn face hugged into oblivion. Naptime is now nightmare time. Alien eggs. For your couch. Or bed. Or wherever the hell you want to be scared to death. Bonus: If someone tries to grab your pillow, you can say, “Hey! Lego my alien EGGo!” That’s always fun. At least until they hatch. Then your fun wordplay aint shizz! You’re just alien Xenomorph food.
After it eats you, it’s gonna sit on your couch watching Oprah and warm up all of the other eggs until they hatch. Sad really.
The Nightmarish Masks Of Caroline Eklund
Caroline Eklund is a Swedish mask maker. Where does she get her inspiration? From nightmares I assume. She has a nightmare. Makes some nightmarish masks. Then I have a nightmare. I make a mask. And before you know it everybody’s got nightmares and masks. Please make it stop. I just want to see human faces again. *sobbing*
Fun fact: At first I typed feces instead of faces. No, I do not want to see human feces again.
Check out her website for more of her creations. I’ll be making masks all day. Soon you will be too.
Gothic Skeleton Snowglobe
Who needs a stupid souvenir snow globe of NYC or North Carolina when you can watch it snow all day long on a pile of bones? This Gothic Skeleton Snowglobe looks like the aftermath of an atomic bomb going off. Nice. It’s got a skeleton in there with the skull, which is a hard set to find after an apocalypse. I might have to display this at Christmas.