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Solar-Powered Werewolf Statue

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Solar-Powered Werewolf Statue
The Full moon brings with it savage creatures that are up to no good. Yes, the creatures I am referring to are werewolves. Not me. No, really, I have an alibi. So what if I woke up with no clothes with a chicken carcass nearby. This Solar-Powered Werewolf Statue is awesome. During the day, it charges up and at night the eyes light up a deep red. Imagine walking on the street at night and encountering a red-eyed monster standing motionless as if ready to pounce and tear you to pieces. I don’t know about you but I would pee myself a little. More than usual I mean. Don’t judge.

If you love some werewolf action, you’ll love this statue.

Cryptid Crate Gives You Monthly Cryptids

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Cryptid Crate Gives You Monthly Cryptids
I can’t help but think of this Cryptid crate as the mother of all gifts. It is a collection of various cryptid items wrapped up in a single package. There’s a new one every month. There are stickers with illustrations of Bigfoot, Mothman, and the Lake Champlain Monster, plus a spice called “Chupacabra Rub and Seasoning”. There are also pins and Bigfoot socks as well. I question the wisdom behind naming a pair of socks “Bigfoot socks” granted how small a human’s feet are (see what I did there).

Clown Head Bath Bombs

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Clown Head Bath Bombs
After a long hectic working day, nothing feels as relaxing as removing your socks and putting on loose clothes. That’s for the gents. For ladies, it’s got to be unhooking the old bra and letting the girls swing loose. I’m just guessing. Breast case scenario, you let the old fun-bags out and hit the bathtub. Relax and draw a bath. Get out one of these horrifying Clown Head Bath Bombs. And if you can still relax after that, enjoy your evening.

Big Foot Breeding Area Sign

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Big Foot Breeding Area Sign
Place this Big Foot Breeding Area Sign in the woods where Bigfoots f**k and help unsuspecting humans stay on the marked trails. I would too. Bigfoot breeding is nothing to mess with. And nothing you want to see. It’s worse than walking in on your parents while they’re doing it. Is Big Foot real? You tell me after you see them in action bumping hairy uglies. Do they go on dates first? What is beautiful to a Bigfoot? A bigger foot? A stronger jaw? I have no idea, but I can’t unsee them doing the nasty.

Women’s Embroidered Concealed Carry Rhinestone Skull Studded Purse

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Women's Embroidered Concealed Carry Rhinestone Skull Studded Purse
Pack some heat in style with this Women’s Embroidered Concealed Carry Rhinestone Skull Studded Purse. This handbag looks badass. Carry your makeup, your other important stuff, and your gun in this stylish skull studded purse. It looks awesome and is just brimming with Gothic style. It has magnetic pockets on either side that offer quick access to smaller items, and chrome feet help protect the bottom from dirt and wear. Style, skulls and sidearms!