Decorating your Halloween tree isn’t for the birds. Or maybe it is. These Bird Skull Halloween Ornaments are going to look amazing on your All Hallows Eve tree. Here’s a joke for ya. What do you call a bird in a pastry? A magpie. Get it? Well, it’s not so much a joke as it the ramblings of an insane person, but still. What do you call a bunch of birds lining up for poured drinks? A crow bar.
Tag: scary
Black Occult Leggings
Damn sister. Those Black Occult Leggings look good. Are you the lead singer for Lisa Lisa and the Occult Jam? They’re an occult classic. Makes me want to drink a bottle of occult 45. I was gonna type more, but I just can’t stop looking at that pic. Sassy!
Killer Clown Makeup Brush Holder
Add some killer clown horror to your makeup time. He’s already put his face on, now it’s your turn. You can use this Killer Clown Makeup Brush Holder for brushes, pens and pencils and more. That stare. Those eyes. They entrance you as you apply your makeup. Suddenly you wake up as if from a daze only to see that you have made yourself…. into him! *SCREAMMMMMMMMMM*
Baked Alien Art Doll
This Alien Art Doll is one toke over the line. Or five. Dude is totally baked. Looks like he’s drooling out of his alien talk-hole too. Whatever planet his body is on, dude’s mind is in the outer limits. Wait! What the-? Are his hands really little toes, with a toenail on each? What the deuce? This guy is totally baked and I would be too if I looked like him.
Freaky Rat Worm Sighting
What the shizz! Check out this nightmarish mystery creature that resembles some kind of cross between a rat and worm. What is this nightmare? It ain’t nothing like your common rat. Some British woman noticed this freaky rat slithering around on her back porch, just chilling. I would have stomped on it but would be too afraid that a million tiny spiders would burst out and all attack me. I hope this woman had the good sense to move away from that house after seeing this thing.
The rat clock didn’t even tell me it was time for this weird nightmare. I’m not seeing the rat part myself, but maybe rats are different in Britain. I don’t know what this thing is, but I don’t want any part of it. Nope. Not the rat part and not the worm part. Does it have a knife? That looks like a blade. It looks like it’s ready to cut a b***h! Looks like a butter knife. I wonder if it waved that blade around to scare this British woman. This freaky rat is tough. From the streets for sure. The hood. I wonder what its gang name is. Probably the Knife Worms.
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