The Freddy Krueger Troll Doll will invade your dreams and terrorize you when you sleep. But only during the 1980 and 1990s. Cuz troll dolls. Thank God we’re safe in 2018. Trolls ain’t sh*t in this era. I’m gonna go take a nap and there isn’t caca you can do about it. What? Trolls are making a comeback? Hmmmmm. Be right back. Just ordered a case of sleeping pills.
Tag: scary
Killer Bunny Mimic
Awwww. What a nice wittle bun-bun- AHHHHHHHH My hand! My hand! It’s just gone. Why must cute things always be deadly? This wabbit is wabid! A killer with teeth that will tear you to shreds. What’s not to love? The teeth are on the underside so it can just hop on its prey and have a quick lunch. Bugs Bunny? More like Thugs Bunny!
Skeleton F You Middle Finger Fork
Check out this Skeleton F You Middle Finger Fork. At last, I can give the middle finger to broccoli, peas, and cauliflower. F you vegetables. In fact, F you to anything that’s not a cupcake pretty much. That’s why you’re morbidly obese. What? Ain’t nothing morbid about it. I’m just fat as f**k! A fat F**k making a donut run. You want anything while I’m out? Ow, my heart hurts! Do me a favor and punch me right there? OFF! That’s the spot. Kicked back into gear. All good now.
Leather Skull Bracelet
This Leather Skull Bracelet is badass. It has leather. It has skulls. What more do you need? Well, more skulls are always good. You can never wear too many skulls. Well, unless you’re a conjoined twin I guess. That’s one skull too many. Anywho, this bracelet is sweet!
Cloven-Toed Pumps For Devilish Divas
I’ve met some evil women in my life. Real devils. Usually, they wear Prada. Sometimes they wear Cloven-Toed Pumps like these. I probably should have spotted that sooner. Also, probably should have noticed their tails. These shoes give you a camel-toe all day long. Gift these to the ladies with a demonic side, so we can all recognize them by their cloven hoof.
via Geekologie