Gothic Vampire Candles

Gothic Vampire Candles
Has your soul grown so dark, you can spend an entire night watching spine-tingling horror films and still sleep nightmare-free? Join the club! These Gothic Vampire candles should help set the mood for a ‘night in’ watching some scary films. They can also help you spook the crap out of kids who come to your house on Halloween (or pretty much any day you choose to frighten people who come to your home at night). You can choose your candles based on your favorite Gothic character from the horror films.

Holy Mackerel! – Real Fish Resin Earrings and Necklace

Holy Mackerel! - Real Fish Resin Necklace Earrings and Necklace
Wearing a fish around your neck like a necklace? Sounds gross and barbaric to me. The most off-putting thing about carrying a raw fish around is the odor. Especially on a hot day. These will be fin though since they are coated in resin. Fine. I mean fine. Not fin. Just a typo. I really floundered on that one. This Real Fish Resin Earrings and Necklace is… ew!

Raven’s Heart Necklace

Raven's Heart Necklace
Can’t find something to wrap up for your gothic friend’s anniversary or milestone? Looking for something cool, and slightly dark and twisted, to wear that complements your outfit? Well, here’s something to rave about. This Raven’s Heart Necklace depicts a flying raven with a garnet bead for its heart. It is made using genuine leather that is coated with wax for longevity. At 4” by 3”, it is not so big that it feels like too much bird. The straps are also made of leather. The bird is the word peeps!

Custom Funko Pop Xenomorph Alien

Custom Funko Pop Xenomorph Alien
You know Funko pops right? They’re pretty toys that don’t even look good most of the time. But this artist cured that problem. Behold the Custom Funko Pop Xenomorph Alien. Because screw cutesy alien toys. They should look disturbing even when cute. Don’t turn your back on this guy. Not even once.

Strange Figure Stalks a Moose

Strange Figure Stalks a MooseCheck out this footage from Canada that shows a moose by the side. It’s being stalked by some alien creeper figure. The woman who filmed this didn’t notice the odd entity at the time, but later spotted it when she looked at the video. All I know is that it’s pale. That tells me it needs more sun. It probably lives underground or in a cave and it’s out hunting lunch. Come to think of it, this is probably how I look when I’m out hunting lunch at Burger King.
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