Let people know that Chupacabras use your yard as a highway with this Chupacabra Crossing Metal Yard Sign. Plus, it’s just polite to let people know so they don’t hit one with their car. No one likes cleaning Chupacabra guts off of their fender.
Tag: scary
Freddy Kreuger Taxidermy Mouse
Look who it is. The rodent of my nightmares. The Freddy Kreuger taxidermy Mouse. He will haunt your dreams and search for cheese. If he doesn’t find any cheese, he’ll just nibble on your soul. Sadly, mousetraps don’t work in the dream world. So good luck with this guy. I just won’t sleep.
This Classy iPhone Case Puts Skulls On All 4 Corners
This iPhone Case is classy AF. It puts skulls on all 4 corners of your phone. This is awesome since most phone cases are boring and plain. This case is comprised of four aircraft-grade aluminum components that attach to the corners of your iPhone. It protects your phone from impact and elevates it to a classy piece of art. I love it. These skulls are really good looking. This is going to impress all of your friends.
Edward Scissorhands Plush
This Edward Scissorhands Plush is much safer to have around than the real thing. I don’t need some dude whacking my ear off cuz he wanted to give me a haircut. Plus, every time he goes to flip someone the bird, he ends up slicing off a nose. Vincent Price was not the most brilliant guy. Giving someone scissors for hands is not a good idea. What was your next bright idea? Sally Syringe hands? Carl Clever C**k? What the hell is wrong with you?
Baby Fetus Necklace Pendant
I’ve heard of wearing your heart on your sleeve, but wearing your fetus around your neck is a new one to me. Meet the Baby Fetus Necklace Pendant. I guess fetal fashion is all the rage. Do you like it? If so, that may be a case of fetal attraction. Love that movie. Stay true to the cause and wear it with pride, knowing that our enemies will never de-fetus.
Is that dude making the Home Alone face? I think it is.