Women look great in high heels, but I bet they feel like torture. The things women go through to look good for men. Seriously ladies, we don’t need all of that. Just cook us a meal, clean up the place while we play video games and try not to talk too much about your day. Really we–
Update: Wife was watching me type and totally smacked the s**t out of me. My face is gonna look like keyboard for a few hours since I faceplanted myself into my laptop on the floor. She also handcuffed me to the toilet and left a note.(Yes I was typing on the toilet. Problem?)
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This little gem is titled “Monster (Scary) Head – Sculpture”. It is neither a head, nor a sculpture. It barely even qualifies as a monster. It’s a rain boot with Grandpa Munster’s dentures polygripped to the underside. I call it a Fang Banger. Hey, where’d you get those Fang Bangers? Mine are like 2 years old and have all kinds of cavities.