Morbid Decay Skeleton Handle Silverware

Morbid Decay Skeleton Handle Silverware
Have yourself a morbid meal with this Morbid Decay Skeleton Handle Silverware. I think I used these once when I was invited to dinner by the Addams Family. Just FYI, they really are creepy and kooky and altogether ooky. You can buy a skeleton handle spoon, fork or a knife. You can also get the whole set of 3. I MUST have these in time for Halloween. They are really going to slay my guests.

Hand-Tooled Leather Motorcycle Bags

Hand-Tooled Leather Motorcycle Bags
These Hand-Tooled Leather Motorcycle Bags are gonna look so cool when I’m on my motorcycle, life-sized skeleton behind me. My hair blowing in the wind, her hair not so much. Cuz she doesn’t have hair. Man, we are gonna look so badass. Bad to the bone! Am I right?

Disturbing Raven Skeleton Prop

Raven Skeleton Prop
How would you like to have this Raven Skeleton Prop squawking at you all day long? I would love it. Doesn’t bother me. I’ll just flip it the bird and be on my way. Flipping a bird the bird. This is one bird that will never again say “Nevermore“. But it will always look angry, like it can’t decide whether it wants to take a massive dump or attack you. Which is probably why I like it.

Cute Kawaii Skeleton Kitties Pendants – Purrfect

Kawaii Skeleton Kitties Pendants
Check out these Kawaii Skeleton Kitties Pendants. Their bone game is strong. Even purr-fect. I didn’t think that cats could be any more adorable, but I was wrong. (Behind the scenes peek. I accidentally typed “I was wong” at first. I am not and nor have I ever been wong. Not Mr. or Dr. Wong and I know I’m not wrong. Everybody Wang-Chung!) Anywho, these pendants are the kitty’s t**tties. Totes Adorbs. Like OMG!

Glittery KABOOM – Skull Bath Bombs

KABOOM - Skull Bath Bombs
You ever throw a skull into a bathtub just so you could watch it explode? I mean aside from when you got chemicals in the bathtub and are disposing of a body. Just assuming that’s what you do. This paragraph got really weird. I’m just gonna move on and ignore it. These Skull Bath Bombs are awesome. They have glittery eyes and teeth. Throw them in the bath and watch the fun show.