Set the mood with this Cat Skull Beeswax Candle. I’m not sure what moos that would be. Romantic? Yeah, we can go with that. Nothing says romance like a burning cat skull on your dresser while you and your bump uglies all night. Although something tells me that Mr. Whiskers would not approve, no matter how much-wet food you give him. I know I wouldn’t like it if I walked into a room and saw my head on fire. I would yell SAVAGES and run. Just like I do when they tell me the price at the Walmart checkout. I’m just always surprised. You call THAT rolling back prices?
Tag: skeleton
Skull Butter Dish – I Can’t Believe It’s Not Horror
Set your butter on the table in style with this Skull Butter Dish. Well, I mean, it’s not “skull butter”. The butter isn’t made out of skulls. It’s in a cool skull dish. *Looks at skeleton” Hmmm nice body. Butter face… Hahahaha I crack myself up. But I never crack a butter dish. That’s like 7 years bad luck with toast right? I like toast, so I’m careful.
Dark Unicorn Skeleton Necklace
I always wanted to ride into battle atop my own unicorn. I picture it impaling people with its horn, but really it would probably just run around the battlefield leaving a rainbow light trail and farting skittles. Still, it would be cool. For now I’ll settle for wearing this kick-ass Unicorn Skeleton Necklace. I like cuz it looks like a unicorn got hit by lightning and became a dark unicorn. An anti-unicorn that hunts others in its species so it can steal their light and colors. Ohhhhh. Spooky.
Scary Black Skeleton Plushies
You can hug ’em and you can squeeze ’em, but you just know these Black Skeleton Plushies are gonna kill ya in your sleep. Maybe even while you’re awake. These are basically teddy bear skeletons. Well, one is a teddy bear and the other is a bunny. They are going to look nice and terrifying in your home.
Before and After – Bat and Bat Skeleton Paperweight
I used to be a fat bat, but now I’m slim and loving life. It’s all thanks to my new no eating all-guano diet. Check out my before and after. Oh so sexy. Who needs wings anyway. Got myself a nice thigh gap now.
This Bat and Bat Skeleton Paperweight is gonna look great on your desk. It’s a good reminder to keep going with that diet. But you know, not forever. Just sayin’.