I love me some Boo-Berry, also some Count Chocula and Frankenberry. So I think it’s time to share the high that I get from these cereals with my cat. These Monster cereal Catnip Toys look just like little fluffy boxes of cereal. *Throws them down for my cat to play with. Mr. Whiskers starts playing. Then starts rolling around all drunk, rubbing up against them. Then starts darting around the house, freaking out.* Glad you like them. Now my turn. *Pours myself a bowl of Boo-Berry. Eats. Climbs on the table, rolling around all drunk….* Oh yeah. That’s the stuff!
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Helicopter Checks Out UFO Over Los Angeles
In other news, this UFO was recently spotted over LA, looking like a giant Disco ball. Some helicopters came and circled it for awhile too. The disco ball telepathically sent this message “We come to see your Bee-Gees. Your platform shoes. And the funk!” Sadly, no Bee-Gees were present, so the army wrangled up Justin Beiber. The best they could do on short notice. “This is the best we can offer you in this era!” a scientist shouted into a megaphone, while Beiber began to sing. Witnesses say that they heard the telepathic drone of a thousand beings committing mass suicide before the Disco ball faded into nothingness.
The invasion will begin shortly.
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Wear This Bat-Tastically Gothic Flying Bat Tiara
You can be queen of the flying bats with this Gothic Flying Bat Tiara. Or at least the Princess of flying bats. The Baroness of Batsylvania? The Governess of Guano? You owe it to yourself to wear this cuz wearing real bats in your hair? That’s a real s**t show! For real. Also not very hygienic. Wear your minions of the night proudly.
The Walking Dead – The Pop-Up Book
Experience the terror of zombies in glorious 3D. This The Walking Dead: The Pop-Up Book will have zombies popping up your face. Probably give ya PTSD. You may even be tempted to shoot them in the head when they pop up. It’s all cool. Remember, it’s just a book. It’s based on AMC’s The Walking Dead. Obviously. Despite the name, it is not based on Keith Richards. It’s like a gruesome bedtime story for adults who never sleep anyway cuz zombies.
I was f**kin’scared cuz the cover says that it contains gore and violence, then when I realized Al Gore wasn’t in it, I was okay with it.
Awesome Ouija Board Varsity Jacket
Ladies, you are going to look awesome in this Ouija Board Varsity Jacket. You will feel the spirit move you. You also may have mediums coming up to your back to have a quick chat with ghosts. Stop talking behind my back! This jacket has a Ouija board graphic on the back, with a coordinating planchette on the front with a moon. Oh yeah! That’s what I call stylish, spooky and spectacular.
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