Bring me the heads of my enemies and I’ll make a Human Skull Goblet out of each of them. Then we shall raise a toast with their skulls! Plus, we’ll have some wine. Wine goes well with toast right? Definitely not waffles, but toast should pair well with a good wine. I wonder if ghosts get a headache when you click their skulls together. I guess I’ll find out.
Tag: strange
Minions Zombie Plushes
There are many versions of the undead that you have to worry about, but none are as deadly and nasty as the dreaded Minions Zombie Plushes. They used to be cute. You used to let them into your home to play with your kids. Not anymore. Oh hell no! Ain’t no zombie minion gonna bite me and my family. You get a face full of shotgun. And you. And you. And you. Now for the beheading!
Ewwww! Chattergrub Bolo Tie
This Chattergrub Bolo Tie is a stylish and disgusting accessory. What’s a chattergrub? I have no idea. I think it’s a grub that talks and talks and talks until you can’t take it anymore. If that’s what it is, I know some people that are infected by this thing. STFU already! Damn! Still, this creature will make its way into your heart. Other internal organs too.
Elvira and Freddy Krueger Funko Cereal
What do we have here? It looks like Funko has revealed a new line of Funko Pop cereal, complete with in-box prizes. Each box of themed cereal will include a mini-Pop figure inside. I hope they have some activities on the box like mazes and stuff cuz it keeps me out of trouble. Some of our favorite people, like Elvira and Freddy Krueger, already have cereals planned. Check this out. When you add milk to the cereal it will give you a thematically creepy surprise. The Elvira cereal will turn spooky black, and the Freddy Krueger cereal will turn blood red! Nice!
The cereal will be sold through collectible stores and will go on sale in June of 2018.
via ihorror
Friday The 13th Bottle Of Water From Camp Crystal Lake
Quick question guys. Did they ever find the body of that little boy named Jason Voorhees who drowned while camp counselors weren’t paying attention? I have no idea, but that camp needs to be sued. Anyway, now you can own a bottle of genuine water from Camp Crystal Lake AKA Camp Blood AKA Camp No-Be-Bo-Sco, the filming location of 1980’s Friday the 13th Part 1. This Angry Mother Bottling Co. Souvenir Lake Water aka unholy water is for you. Imgonna chug it and see what happens.