Tea time just is about to get all batty up in here. This Green and Gold Bat Tea Set is at home on the Addams Family table, the Munsters, or your own. One lump or two? Two, please. Is this creamer or guano? You probably shouldn’t have actual bats on a chandelier above the table. Na na na na na… Batttttt teaaaaaaa!
Tag: strange
Insane Clown Fetus In Search Of Juggalos
Look at thisclown fetus. He’s saying, “What am I some kind of joker? Do I amuse you? Do I make you laugh?” Uhhh. Not really. I kinda want to cry and hide in the corner while calling for my mom. Sucking my thumb is optional, but Imma do it anyway. Is that your umbilical cord or… I don’t want to know. Damn son! Are you with the Insane Clown Posse or did you just come outta an insane clown p*ssy? I think I know the answer.
Limited Edition Funko Universal Monsters Metaluna Mutant Vinyl Figure
Man, I love me some vintage scifi monsters. This Limited Edition Funko Universal Monsters Metaluna Mutant Vinyl Figure is awesome. Check out that veiny oversized brain and those vicious claws. I’m putting this one on my shelf. So scary. So cool. So mutated!
Living Dead Dolls The Conjuring 2 The Nun Doll
This Living Dead Dolls The Conjuring 2 The Nun Doll needs to get thee to the nunnery cuz this biatch is evil. Hey, did you hear the one about the priest that asked the nun why she’s always doing laundry? It’s cuz she has a lot of bad habits. I’d get this doll, but I’m too scared she’s gonna whack my hand with a ruler at night and make me say like 20 Hail Marys. Those eyes!
Something To Crow About – Taxidermy Crow Head
I’d really like to buy this Taxidermy Crow Head, I’m just not sure if I want to pay by escrow or not. Get it? Like Humpty-Dumpty, I really crack myself up. And I don’t need to fall from a wall to do it. If you want a bird’s head on your wall, this is a good choice. You’re making a good caw. I mean call. Oh well, time for me to spread my wings and fly. CAW. CAW. CAW! *feathers everywhere* I fell on my face. Hey, remember that general custer head? Those were freaky times.