There be a Kraken in me tumbler. If you think a worm in your tequila is cool, this Kraken Whiskey Tumbler puts a Kraken on in your drink. The kraken is deeply carved into the thick glass bottom giving a perfect 3D effect from above and the sides. Better get Kraken and drink up. Whiskey just tastes better with a sea monster inside. I’m gonna fill my entire bar with these glasses.
Tag: strange
Well Read Taxidermy Toilet Mouse
Just what I always wanted to display on my mantle. A mouse taking a dump. This Taxidermy Toilet Mouse is on the john, reading about Godzilla attacking. Probably taking himself a massive Godzilla cuz he had Mexican food earlier. He’s got himself a fresh roll of TP nearby, so at least he’s not gonna run out if he has the Hershey squirts. It would be nice if the mice around my house would use the damn toilet and stop leaving their tiny turds everywhere.
Cute Day of the Dead Cat Pin – Dia De Los Meow-Meow
Dia de Los meow-meows! This Cute Day of the Dead Cat Pin is pretty darn adorable. Is it dead or alive? I have no idea, but it is pretty. Look at that cute skeleton. Aww, he’s so cute. Who’s the cutest kitty? Is it you? Is it- OWWWWWWW! He bit me. Now I’m a zombie! Beware cute things!
Nuclear Explosion Mushroom Cloud Lamp
This Nuclear Explosion Mushroom Cloud Lamp is da bomb baby. To say that your place is lit is an understatement. It’s lit alright. Lit on fire and radiated like God’s TV dinner. North Korea wants to give us one as a gift and we want to give them one as a gift. Friendship is magic. Magic mushrooms that is.
Do Not Open This – Trapped Ghost in a Can
We’ve shared MythicArticulations work before. He offers some amazing 3D printed skeleton models of all sorts of weird creatures. This is a Ghost in a Can. How he got in the can, I have no idea. I often go to the can and don’t come out for hours. It’s called a lack of roughage. Anyway, don’t expect to see anything if you open this can. It’s a ghost. It’s invisible. Plus, if you open it, you’ll have a ghost roaming around your house.