So this is a highly questionable video of some dude filming some other dudes in hazmat suits finding a mermaid body in the water and trying to move it by putting it on a blanket and carrying it away in a very inept way. The guy filming talks about military people all over the place, but I’m calling BS. If that were true, everybody would be flocking in to see mermaid boobies. Mermaid boobies are the holy grail of boobies. No one wants to miss a sight like that. Man, that’s some nice tail though.
Tag: the truth is out there
Cool Bigfoot Lunchbox – You Will Believe
Pack a lunch in this Bigfoot Lunchbox. I’m gonna pack a honking huge Sasquatch sammich. Along with some Yeti Yogurt. You can take this hiking in the forest too, so that when Bigfoot attacks you while eating, he can know how famous he is. It will probably make him smile. Then he’ll go back to killing you and then sit and enjoy your lunch. Then take this lunchbox home to his kid.
Alien Money Clip
This Alien Money Clip is all about the Benjamins son. Or in my case Washingtons. I lied. It’s currently holding bills of the Chuck E Cheese and Monopoly variety. Forget your cash register and put that in your sass register. Keep the change! It’s all good though. This clip gets me a free stay at the Ale-E-Inn. Haha. Little play on words there. Yes, my jokes are so bad I have to explain them. Whatevs. Dollar dollar bills y’all! No, really, can I pay by check cuz all I have is like two dollar bills? That’s all I have on me, plus an Amazon dash button for Snickers bars for some reason.
Alien Stud Earrings – The Truth Is Out There
These Alien Stud Earrings feature… the head of an alien stud. I mean, I don’t know the dude’s history with the ladies, but I know he scored big on Uranus last night. Boom! You walked right into that one. Actually you backed right into that one. MEGA BOOM! Third degree burn! Anyway, these aliens are for your ears, because the truth is out there. I’m just too lazy to look for it. Or paint about it.
Mother Ship UFO Lamp – The Truth Is out There
Everybody hide and cover your rectums! It’s the mothership! Oh wait- Nevermind. It’s just a cool Mother Ship UFO Lamp. Still, cover your rectums, there may be mini proctologists in there. In fact it may be a teaching school for tiny proctologists. Rectum? I barely knew ’em! UFO sculpture lamps make me nervous that’s all. Cool lamp, but I would keep my eye on it so it doesn’t roofie you and bugger your bugleboys.