So that happened. Now you know what it looks like when an alien takes a relaxing bath. It looks like this may be the elusive Cheeto species of alien, so I’m surprised he didn’t dissolve in the water. Anyway, now you can own your very own Alien In A Tub Figurine. The water even glows under a black light. I’m glad his Cheeto alien privates are underwater. I don’t need to be seeing an alien Cheeto d**k! Hmmm. Maybe that’s what a bag of Cheetos is: just a big bag of alien d**ks! Let that sink in.
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Oh Herman! – The Munsters Cuckoo Clock
Look, it’s the Munsters! They’re in your house as a cool The Munsters Cuckoo Clock. Everyone knows they’re all cuckoo anyway. Bring 1313 Mockingbird Lane into your own haunted house. The whole family is here: Herman, Lily, Grandpa, Marilyn, Eddie with Woof Woof and Charlie the Raven watching from the tower window. The famous Drag-U-La dragster is even parked outside. Sweet! It’s a must for fans of the hit show.
Plague Doctor Bubblegum Scented Air Freshener
This Plague Doctor Bubblegum Scented Air Freshener is here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and he’s all out of bubblegum. Not really. That’s why he smells like bubble gum. Cuz his beak is full of it. When you’re treating peeps for the black death, you want your breath to smell fruity and fresh. This bad boy even glows in the dark.
Psycho Shower Scene Metal Bookends
Relive the classic Psycho scene and keep your books organized at the same time with these cool Psycho Shower Scene Metal Bookends. All I can say is, that dude better be feeling mega stabby stabby if he wants to get through all of those books. Don’t worry, I’ll protect you shower girl. I’ll put a ton of books in his way. I know that sounds heroic and all, but let me finish. If you displease me, I’ll just put a newspaper in there. What can I say, I’m a harsh bookmaster.
Sexy Bat Wing Shirt
Look at my Sexy Bat Wing Shirt. I can fly! I can fly! *Splash* Well we know you can jump in that lake. Seriously though, look at those bat wings. Perfect for prancing around next to driftwood. I really wish I could watch this photo shoot. So magical. I especially like the second image where she’s flapping her wings and fanning a fart toward the water. Either that, or she’s getting held up at gunpoint with her arms in the air while twerking and she can’t stop. Won’t stop. God, those wings are sexy. I hope she never stops being her. Ya know?
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