Human Skull Planters

Human Skull Planters
I need these Human Skull Planters like I need a plant growing out of my head, but I have to admit, dude’s got a nice set of hair. It’s all living matter up top, and nothing but dead skull below. At the very least it will scare some kids this Halloween.

I would have put a mini planter under the jaw, just so I could give him a little Chia Pet beard, but that’s just me.

Wig Head Vase

wig head vase
Wig out with the Wig Head Vase. It will let you make funny hairdos out of your flowers and plants. It’s basically like an upscale Chia Pet. Sure, you could use these head vases to decorate your house, but I would use ’em different, cuz I’m a rebel like that.

I would arrange all my plants on the mannequin head there and then glue them all to the head. Wait two hours. Then peel them all off and wear it my own damn self. Cuz these hairdos look good.

Spine Candle Holders Are Chiro-Practical

Spine Candle HoldersChiropractors, lumbar lovers and other fans of the back will appreciate these spine candle holders. I’m looking at you Predator. They really set the mood and are a constant reminder to practice good posture.

They are also a reminder that we are nothing but bone under all of that skin and muscle. Well, in my case just skin. I have about enough muscle to roll a D20 ten inches or so with my stubby T-Rex arms. No lie, I was the weakest in my litter. Which is probably why I often play dead if the door bell rings. By now, they know to leave the pizza on the porch and take the envelope containing the money.

They can also be used as a vase, as seen below.
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