This Voodoo Top Hat And Staff is sweet. Makes me want to twirl that hat and bounce it on my head as I shake the staff and kick into a musical number. That’s the kind of voodoo I’d do, but who do voodoo when you can just watch Hulu? With a fellow named Sulu? Or Cthulu? I have no idea, but that’s actually a good question. I’ll think on it while I’m wearing my cool Voodoo pimp-daddy hat. Smoking my fine cigar and stroking my python. I know that sounds wrong, but stroking your python is so fun you don’t wanna stop. With this hat you can get away with it. Stroke it all day if ya want. No one’s gonna tell you to stop.
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Don’t Turn Your Back On This Creepy Doll
At first glance, this doll looks like a cheap, cheesy tourist trap souvenir. Your eyes see that bright and happy colored dress that it’s holding a cheery little fruit basket. First impressions can be deceiving though and before you know it, you are lured in and under its soul sucking spell. Read more “Don’t Turn Your Back On This Creepy Doll”
Ed The Head
Lucky for Etsy shoppers, 71 year old Dave Archer has decided to sell off his estate while he’s still alive and is offering up this fine gem. Ed The Head has lived his life, creeping people out in the bathroom of Dave’s museum of oddities and curiosities, where I’m sure he scared the crap out of many people! Read more “Ed The Head”