Check this cute guy out my peeps. This Zombie Bat Doll is adorable. He looks like he’s cold. Is he shivering? And are bats supposed to have those holes in their ears? I have no idea. The seller says that he’s shy and likes sweets. And that he feels sad because he is the last one from his tribe. Hmmmmm. Could that be because… He killed them all? Just a thought. Yeah, maybe I don’t wanna let this guy in the house unless I want to end up dead and robbed of all my Kit-Kat bars.
Tag: zombie
USA Zombie Safe Zone Map – United States of Zombies
Ryan McArthur has created this USA Zombie Safe Zone Map that is marked with zombie safe zones that are abundant in the resources you’ll need while on the run. Thanks Ryan. I gotta stay alive during the apocalypse, so I can drive all the Mad Max cars and have a sweet-ass mohawk. This will also help me to find all of the other people who bought this map, so I can steal supplies from them. Awesome.
Horror Hangers – Monsters For Your Wall
UMETOYS makes these cool Horror Hangers that put monsters on your wall. It’s like a bunch of nightmares poking their heads through your wall to see what you’re up to. You can choose from Gill-Man, a bearded zombie, Frankenstein, and a ghost that looks like an old crazy woman. These monsters are gonna look amazing on your wall.
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You Ugly – 3D Framed Zombie Face
Damn! That’s a face that only a mother could love. And if you are a mother with a kid that looks like this? You both ugly and must have been beat by a hundred ugly sticks. Hang this 3D Framed Zombie Face up on the wall near your front door and any thieves that break in will run away screaming and searching for therapy. Ultimately it will make them a better person, but they will be scarred for life.
They Hunger – Zombie Last Supper Print
This Zombie Last Supper Print is pretty cool. I’m gonna hang it in my office. Look at those zombies all fighting over their dinner. Hey, you took my brains.No, those are my brains. Wrong! You never had brains cuz you’re stupid. Wait. What the- Are they eating Jesus? That… That’s just wrong. Well it is a zombie last supper. Besides Catholics symbolically eat his flesh with those communion wafers anyway. So Catholics are zombies.