Time travel exists. We all know it, cuz movies tell us so. Here’s proof. The woman in this painting from 1860 is clearly staring at an iPhone in her hands. Probably about to LOL. It was spotted by a visitor to an art museum in Munich. The painting is Austrian painter Ferdinand Georg Waldmuller’s “The Expected One.” Professionals say it’s a prayer book. You and I know better. Shut up. It’s an iPhone and that’s all there is to it.
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Author: Artemis Winterford
The Nightmare Before Christmas His and Hers Necklace Set
What’s this? What’s this? The Nightmare Before Christmas His and Hers Necklace Set comes packaged in a coffin-shaped window box. It gives you one pendant for you and one for your Jack, or one pendant for you and one for your Sally. Or you can wear both of them until you meet that special someone. Pretty cool.
Weird Monster Necklaces
Etsy seller AFewRandomThings makes these cool and Weird Monster Necklaces. Check out a few here, then go look at the rest of the gross accessories they have. You’ll see lots of eyes and tongues, maybe some snot, maybe some not. They are nasty, yet somehow lovable. These monsters are funsters, give one to your girlfriend and get her oven full of bunsters. Or something.
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Misfortune Cookies – Black Cookies, Black Humor
Fortune cookies are great and all, but they’re just too damn happy if ya ask me. Misfortune Cookies are a dark twist on the whole fortune cookie game. These cookies don’t predict things like love or wealth. Instead they are nasty, brutally honest and blunt. In other words perfect for me and my Creepbay readers. It’s like cracking open a cookie and having that cookie abuse you. But it’s also a laugh at the same time.
Universal Monsters Magnets Collection
This Universal Monsters Magnets Collection let’s you put monsters on your fridge. They might also scare away other monsters from raiding your fridge. AKA your roommates. I’m a little disappointed that I can see the Invisible Man, but whatevs. These magnets have some really nice detail. They will be a great addition to my house of horrors, which is what I call my fridge. Pretty sure some mold came to life and it’s living it up in there. You get Frankenstein and the Mrs, Invisible Man, Creature, Dracula, the Mummy, Wolfman, you know all the classics.