This Grinding Skeleton Piggy Bank makes saving money weird and fun. He’s not grinding like rubbing up against you on the dance floor. I think he might be grinding herbs if you know what I mean. I have no idea. It’s just fun to see a skeleton do stuff while you get rich one coin at a time. When you put in a coin, the skeleton will move and emit “horrible ghost cries”. That sold me.
Author: Artemis Winterford
Cool Gargoyle Bodysuits for Him and Her
These Gargoyle bodysuits from ShapeShifterZ will let you unleash your inner gargoyle. They have Gargoyle suits for both men and women, that way you and your main stone squeeze can both sit on the top of tall buildings looking menacing. These are cool costumes that you won’t take for granite. Heh. See what I did there? You are my rock darling… No, you are my gargoyle!
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Krampus Christmas Wrapping Paper
Merry Krampus everybody! Get some of this Krampus Christmas Wrapping Paper and wrap all of your gifts in style. You get three large sheets of wrapping paper per order that measure 20″ x 28″. They have a great retro design. Everyone loves Krampus. Except for my Grampus, cuz he’s a grumpus. Man, I never get thoughtfully wrapped gifts like this. I’m gonna buy these and wrap myself some presents. My life is sad. *sigh* I made a poem:
Kris Kingle
saw Krampus’ dingle
while riding one night in his sleigh.
He veered to the stop
got out with a hop
and ran home screaming all the way.
Stray Cats Are Trying To Murder People In Japan
So Stray Cats Are Trying To Murder People In Japan. Not the popular 80s band, but actual stray cats. After Mayuko Matsumoto was discovered with nearly two dozen cuts on her face, police knew that someone tried to kill her. The 82-year-old woman can’t speak and the intruder left no signs of entry. But police soon realized that the woman’s wounds resembled cat scratches. Then they spotted several stray cats hanging out near Matsumoto’s house like a bunch of hooligans. I’m pretty sure they were dressed in kitty gang-attire and some were flicking switch blades, but that isn’t in the report.
Police soon found that one of the cats actually had what looked like blood on its claws. They are going to test the blood and see if it matches. If it does the cat will likely go on a kitty time-out or get no wet food for a month.
via Japan Times
Cryptids – Jersey Devil Pint Glass
Well what do we have here? Looks like New Jersey’s very own cryptid. Of course “Jersey Devil” could also be referring to that rash you get after frequenting a Jersey prozzie, but I think we’re talking about the mythical creature. Pretty sure. This Jersey Devil Pint Glass features a creature that looks scared of us for once. Awesome. We just turned the tables. I’m sick of being scared of you monsters. Now you can be scared of me while I drink beer from you.