Drinks just don’t taste right without some giant skulls in them. These are great for Whiskey, Cocktail(Giggling at cocktail), Iced Coffee, Iced Tea, Fruit Juice, Punch, Soda and more! I would fill this Skull ice cube mold tray with colorful fruits and water to make the skulls look all pretty and artful. You can make chocolate and jello skulls too. DI Y didn’t I think of this sooner? I need this.
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Author: Artemis Winterford
Freaky Monkey Pig Born In Cuba
The end is nigh. First we had the eclipse of 2017 and if that wasn’t enough, check out another sign of the end times. A weird-ass monkey pig hybrid born in Cuba. I really wish that what happened in Cuba stayed in Cuba cuz this thing is freaky to look at. Makes me feel all weird. It’s a pig with the face of a chimp and only one eye. Cyclops Pig Chimp! CyChimp Pig. PigClops Monkey! A Pork-Chimp!
*Charlton Heston voice* A planet where apes evolved from pigs?
WTF nature! Why you do me like that? I was eating lunch when I saw this.
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Bleeding Hand Candle Burns Down To a Skeleton
You ever have one of those days where your hand provides a nice atmospheric light, while it burns down to a skeleton? That’s everyday for this Bleeding Hand Candle. I had one of these once, until I high-fived it and burnt the house down. Now I just have a tent in an alley and library wi-fi. Also booze. Lots and lots of booze from a bag.
Hilarity Evolved – Poop Emoji Whoopee Cushion
The Poop Emoji Whoopee Cushion is an old classic updated for the modern age. It is a whoopee cushion that looks like the poop emoji. So when you put it on someone’s chair, they are not only going to make a fart noise so you can point and laugh, they are also sitting on poop. Now that’s what I call some high tech, modern innovation. It’s a gag that never gets old. It just gets more poop themed.
Sexy Zombie Hula Girl Bobble Figurine
There’s nothing like being mesmerized by a Hula Girl on your dashboard. Unless it’s this Zombie Hula Girl Bobble Figurine. Umm, yeah the ones I remember were more sexy. Less scabby. No open wounds. Still, I wouldn’t kick her off my dashboard for eating crackers. Let’s see you hula baby. Dance and shake your money maker. Oh sh*t. Did I just crash? Why is everything so blurry and peaceful? White light? Go toward what white light? Ohhhhhh there it is.