Slash Cards – The Horror Movie Trivia Game. They really slashed the price on this one. Do you have what it takes to win a game that’s all about horror movies? Well, yeah I have a knife. Do you have one? No? Then I pretty much win. This game has over 1,375 questions that cover more than 400 horror movies. You get 275 Trivia cards, 50 category cards, and 5 Slash Cards and more.
Author: Artemis Winterford
Gothic Skull Vessel And Skeleton Pen Desk Set
This Gothic Skull Vessel And Skeleton Pen Desk Set will have you out of your skull. Just make sure you get back in it real quick so someone else doesn’t jump in there, cuz that’s some bad skullduggery as well as some bad juju with a double serving of the heebie-jeebies. Hey, let me back in!
It’s a skull vessel filled with skull pens. Wearing coats. Where do they even get coats that long and thin? The dead and tall men’s shop? Those are some fashionable corpses right there. I bet when things get crowded in there they start rolling around against the rim and punching each other. That’s why they all look so shocked.
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Vampire Bat String Lights
What else are you going to hang in your belfry? These Vampire Bat String Lights are luminescent bats that you can hang anywhere. Why wouldn’t you? These lights are sweet! I’mma make my house look like some techo-castle with glowing bats flying all over the place. Like TRON, but with bats. Which is an awesome Hollywood pitch by the way. BAT-TRON! Somebody get my agent on the phone. Somebody get me an agent! Wait, you got me a travel agent. No, I don’t want to winter in the Bahamas, but will you read my script?
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Edgar Allan Poe Gravestone Necklace
Wanna give your girl a special gift guys? Buy her a nice big stone. Gravestone that is. This Edgar Allan Poe Gravestone Necklace will bury your fashion six feet under. In a good way. It’s from Poe’s actual grave in Baltimore. You know what the price is? Nevermore! Ha ha ha. It’s never more than the price see… Nevermore!
Maggot Mugs – Drink Up, Then Upchuck
Damn, I’m parched. I am so ready for a nice refreshing drink. Serve it up! Hey, what’s this? A Maggot Mug? *Retches violently.* Yeah, I think I’ll just stay thirsty thanks. *involuntarily pukes directly into Maggot Mug and looks down into it.* That seems fitting right? Nothing else makes sense in this mug. Now excuse me while I dry heave for an hour.
From WillinAndChillinArts. I think they forgot illin.