Cryptocurium makes these cool Horror Movie Magnets that will make people scream when they see your fridge. You can buy them all in one set or individually. I would buy the set just so I could have an all-star dream team of psychos. There’s Ghostface from Scream, Freddy Krueger, Jason, Leatherface, Michael Myers, Dracula and more. You’ll never be brave enough to raid the fridge again, so it’s a great dieting tool.
Author: Artemis Winterford
Cryptozoology Keychains – Bigfoot, Yeti and More!
These Cryptozoology Keychains let you put some crazy cryptids in your pocket, Like Bogfoot. Oops, I mistyped that. Meant to say Bigfoot. Bogfoot is a mythical beast that lives in the swamp, therefore keeps stepping in the bog. Anyway, these keychains are kind of fun. Pick your favorite and put your keys on. You can choose from Bigfoot, Yeti, Kraken, Nessie and more. No Mothman though, cuz he flew toward the light and was never seen again. I don’t recognize some of them.
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Ouija Board Coffin Coasters – For Wine and Spirits
I had a bad experience once, so Ouija Boards are dead to me. Therefore I dig these Ouija Board Coffin Coasters. Well, I don’t dig them up. I just dig them. Now every time you set your drink down, you can communicate with the dead. Good luck deciphering their message though, through a bunch of foamy beer or some red wine. It makes sense you would put wine and spirits on your spirit board. Hopefully my drink doesn’t fly off when the spirits get mad.
Zombie Attack Cereal Bowl
I can vouch for the authenticity of this Zombie Attack Cereal Bowl. Looks authentic. I know cuz last week I was sitting down to enjoy some Lucky Charms when a zombie attacked me and sent Hearts, Stars, Horseshoes and Clovers flying all over the place. I bashed it’s head and killed it with nothing but my spoon. This is what my bowl looked like after. Otherwise, I never would have known that my bowl had a fleshy center.
Coffin Cork Board
Use this Coffin Cork Board to display the stuff you want to show off and let your stuff rest in peace. Obituaries. That’s what you want to display in this thing. Duh! That or dead bugs if you are one of those nerdy/creepy dead bug collector types. Which I’m not. I mean, they do tend to collect on the floor, in the corner, on my bed… But that’s only cuz I’m lazy and don’t clean. Like ever. God, I’m disgusting!