Put some bats in your belfry with your boobies with this Black Bat Crop Top. It’s perfect for Halloween, but you really should wear this every day, just so I can make some more bats/boobs jokes. I’m pretty sure these bats look like they’re flying whenever you go jogging ladies. So I say let your bats fly free. Fly my lovely winged demons, fly!
Author: Artemis Winterford
Chupacabra Crossing Metal Yard Sign
Let people know that Chupacabras use your yard as a highway with this Chupacabra Crossing Metal Yard Sign. Plus, it’s just polite to let people know so they don’t hit one with their car. No one likes cleaning Chupacabra guts off of their fender.
Freddy Kreuger Taxidermy Mouse
Look who it is. The rodent of my nightmares. The Freddy Kreuger taxidermy Mouse. He will haunt your dreams and search for cheese. If he doesn’t find any cheese, he’ll just nibble on your soul. Sadly, mousetraps don’t work in the dream world. So good luck with this guy. I just won’t sleep.
Hiker Discovers Creepy And Disturbing Elmo Tree
While exploring a state forest in Massachusetts, a hiker found a horrifying scene: a tree covered in Elmo dolls. Can you imagine the scream that this hiker let out upon seeing this terrible sight? “Some of them were just regular Elmos,” she told a radio station, “but some of them were the Tickle-Me-Elmo kind, and quite a bit of them still had batteries in them.”
It’s a trap. Left for unsuspecting hikers and when you move in for the tickle, all hell breaks loose and you die.
Now the tree is a big mystery. No one knows who would set such a trap. A sick mind. A very sick mind.
Gross Human Anatomy Earrings
Is that a brain on your ear or are you just happy to see me? Hey, is that a liver spot? Right there, on your ear. That’s a liver alright. By the way, nice set of uteruses on your ears. Or is it uteri? I have no idea. I just know that these Human Anatomy Earrings come in brain, liver, pancreas, uterus, kidneys, lungs hearts and more. Wear your insides on your outside with pride.