There’s something sexy about these Raven High Heels. I know you feel the same way cuz we’re birds of a feather. People are raven about these shoes. High heels are murder on your feet and a bunch of ravens is a murder so it’s perfect. Or is it a murder of crows? I have no idea. But these are sexy.
Author: Artemis Winterford
This Bigfoot Bust Is One Classy Cryptid
Keep things classy with this Bigfoot Bust. It demands a good place on your desk. The big guy looks very dignified. It’s perfect for when you want to smoke your pipe and talk about your latest expeditions to catch the elusive beast.
Mecha Kraken Statue
The Mecha Kraken Statue is all powerful. Mecha Krakens are way more powerful than the average beast. I’m not sure if Krakens have balls, but if they do, this guy has some big brass ones. That is one badass sea monster.
Gothic Gargoyle Teapot
Tea time has never been so terrifying. Or ugly. Ewwww. Do you really want your tea coming out of that mouth? Actually, I do. This Gothic Gargoyle Teapot says “Never let your tea go stone cold”. Good advice. It can be used as a decoration or as an actual teapot. I’m off to have a cup of Earl Grey Gargoyle.
Dark Fairytale Gate Pendant Necklace
Get ready for a dark fairytale. No, serious dark like, “Once upon a time… Holy hell, this creature is trying to rip my face off!” kind of fairytale. And this Dark Fairytale Gate Pendant Necklace is your gateway. It’s a portal to a dark and horrifying place. Don’t open it unless you are ready to have a dark trip to the other side.