You get 16 monsters on one poster. Damn, that’s a lot of monsters. This 16 Horror Movie Monsters Art Poster features the vampire, werewolf, mummy, ghoul, zombie and more. It’s frightful and delightful, it’s kooky and it’s spooky. It even has the king of the apes, King Kong himself.
Author: Artemis Winterford
Friday the 13th Part VII Jason Voorhees Jack-in-the-Box
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood was a scary-ass movie. The murderous psychopath, Jason Voorhees is the star after all. There is something eerie that draws us to the heartless monster that hacks them up into bits. This Friday the 13th Part VII Jason Voorhees Jack-in-the-Box features a well sculpted 14 inch Jason Voorhees burst in his trademark cracked hockey mask. When you pop it out, it will scare the hell out of you. It is a worthy addition to any movie-themed collection.
Slithering Snake Silver Serpent Ring
Have the power of the snake when you wear this awesome Slithering Snake Silver Serpent Ring. Just try not to hiss too much and bite people in public. Besides your venom game is weak bro. I also wouldn’t carry around a baby rattle and rattle it when others approach. People will just think you’re crazy. Cuz you are. It has a nice antique finish that is so detailed, you can see the scaly texture as the snake hugs your finger. Ewww. Get it off. Get it off!
Memento Mori Large Leather Journal
Memento Mori means “remember that you have to die”. Gee, thanks. What a downer. Yeah well, you remember that… I got nothin’. Cuz I’m depressed now. This Memento Mori Large Leather Journal is a great reminder that a dirt nap is a-comin’. It’s large, leathery and has 600 pages. Just like my grandma reading me a bedtime story. Well, not anymore. I’m a big boy now. Hasn’t happened since last week.
Edgar Allen Poe Journal – The Raven Nevermore
This Edgar Allen Poe Journal is a great place to write down all of those things that you want to deal with NEVERMORE:
Taxes
SJW weirdos
Dank memes
The store being out of what you want and you’re all like wtf!
Diets
and whatever else you might be sick of. Let the magic of the NEVERMORE bird wash these things from your mind.