Let me ex-spleen something to you. Teach your kids about the gross stuff that we are made up of with this Human Anatomy Apron. It takes guts to wear. For real. You have a lot of gall(bladder) wearing that. I for one, can’t even stomach it. Learn about and teach others about anatomy, by wearing your insides on the outside. Maybe take some of these organs off and throw them at slow learners. That’ll teach ’em.
Author: Artemis Winterford
Cryptid Art Prints Are Crypt-acular
blackcreekstudio makes these cool Cryptid Art Prints that you can hang on your wall and admire. All of your favorites are here, like the Jersey Devil, Bigfoot, Goatman and more. Having them on your wall will keep you sharp so you can identify them out in the wild. I like to pretend that I’m the Chupacabra and they are family portraits.
Interior Frighting – Fox Bone Chandelier
There nothing more romantic than dinner beneath a bunch of fox bones. So this Fox Bone Chandelier will really get her in the mood. I bet she’s a foxy lady. Bone appetite! I wonder if it starts off with meat on the bones and the meat just falls down on your plate, like an instant meal. I’d eat at that restaurant.
Headstone Wedding Cake Topper – I do?
Yeah, that about sums up marriage. This Headstone Wedding Cake Topper is a sinister reminder of what you are getting into. Funny story: I used to think that headstone meant something different, which is why I would go to cemeteries and wait all night for nothing to happen. Again, kind of like marriage. Anyway, enjoy your cake and endure your marriage.
The Doctor Is In – Plague Doctor Enamel Pin
I’m gonna wear this Plague Doctor Enamel Pin like a sheriff wears his badge. I’ll just show up in random villages asking if anyone has the plague. But sadly, most of those villages will have already been struck down by it. So I’ll just have to loot what I can and move on. That’s okay cuz I didn’t know how to Doctor anyway.