Alien Sleep Mask Is A No Sleep Mask For Your Partner

Alien Sleep Mask
I can see two scenarios happening when you wear this Alien Sleep Mask. One- You wake up screaming thinking that you are being abducted, then get up and look in the mirror after pulling this mask up above your eyes, only to realize that YOU were the alien all along. That’s an M. Night Shamalamadingdong twist right there. Or two – Your wife wakes up next you, looks over at you and starts screaming. Meanwhile, the real aliens run out of the room like WTF.

Day Of The Dead Qeeboo Mexico Stool + Sidetable

Day Of The Dead Qeeboo Mexico Stool + Sidetable
Put this sweet piece of furniture in your home and it’s gonna be the Day of the Dead all year long. The Day Of The Dead Qeeboo Mexico Stool + Sidetable can be used either as a side or as a place to rest your drink. May your drink rest in peace. It comes in black, green, terracotta, and ivory. Having a huge skull in the living room is just too damn cool.

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The Book Of Monsters Journal Has Eyes

The Book Of Monsters Journal
Hmmmm. I wonder which monsters are in this Book Of Monsters Journal. Is it Frankenstein? Franken-Berry? The Wolfman? The guy who looks like the Wolfman, but really just needs a shave? I have no idea. But I like it. You could use this to jot down your thoughts about monsters, to draw monsters or to write then letters and beg them not to hurt you.

This Empty Box Has a Screaming Ghost Head Inside

This Empty Box Has a Screaming Ghost Head Inside
This Halloween, scare the bejesus out of everyone with this excellent prop. VFX Creates has the perfect prank for this year. What looks like an empty, but blood-splattered box, breaks open and a screaming ghost head lunges at your victim. Man, this thing is going to cause heart attacks. It will cost you almost $1,500, but is so worth it.

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Chainmail Octopus Mask

Chainmail Octopus Mask
Looking for an aluminum Chainmail Octopus Mask? We have one for you. Now you can be elegant and mysterious and yet be terrifying at the same time. I’m gonna be just walking around town wearing this thing, looking like a medieval Cthulhu. A swagger in my step. That’s right, I’m badass. You can’t buy this, but you can buy a book that teaches you how to make it. Consider it bought biatches!

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