Get ready for a dark fairytale. No, serious dark like, “Once upon a time… Holy hell, this creature is trying to rip my face off!” kind of fairytale. And this Dark Fairytale Gate Pendant Necklace is your gateway. It’s a portal to a dark and horrifying place. Don’t open it unless you are ready to have a dark trip to the other side.
Category: Creep Wear
Slithering Snake Silver Serpent Ring
Have the power of the snake when you wear this awesome Slithering Snake Silver Serpent Ring. Just try not to hiss too much and bite people in public. Besides your venom game is weak bro. I also wouldn’t carry around a baby rattle and rattle it when others approach. People will just think you’re crazy. Cuz you are. It has a nice antique finish that is so detailed, you can see the scaly texture as the snake hugs your finger. Ewww. Get it off. Get it off!
Regan MacNeil The Exorcist Necklace
Are you obsessed with the possessed? Then check out this Regan MacNeil The Exorcist Necklace. She’s just doing her thing, levitating and terrorizing priests and now she’s a cool piece of jewelry. People will be all like, “Uh… You have a possessed girl on your necklace.” And you’ll be all like, “No s**t Sherlock, what’s your next case?” Cuz you’re rude. Someone needs a Snickers.
This Really Bugs Me – Nasty Fly Earrings
Flies are all the rage this year. Everyone on the runway is wearing them. So these Fly Earrings are the perfect accessory. Fly. The maggot evolved. Nature’s gross butterfly. Flies are filthy and disgusting and totally belong on your ears. I can’t wait for some fly to land on your ear and try to mate with your earrings. That’s nasty.
Killer Fashion – Autopsy Dress – It Murders On The Runway
This Autopsy Dress is going to murder the competition on the runway. It’s killer fashion. It’s made from flesh toned satin with real autopsy thread and y cut. There’s even a rubberized blood markings too. What are the odds that someone buys this and gets buried in it? That may be taking things a bit too far. What do you think? It’s part of the new fall Coroner Fashion line 6 feet under collection.