Have a heart guys. No really, have a heart. Like this cool Human Heart Transplant Necklace or Brooch. You can even wear your heart on your sleeve if you want. Each heart is handmade and unique. Man, I love anatomy. Keeps me alive, ya know? The seller has brains too, but I’m more a tin-man type and not a scarecrow, so I’ll get me one of these hearts. I really heart it. Yeah, that’s what I said. Are you heart of hearing?
Category: Creep Wear
Cool Day of The Dead Skull Scarf
Day of the Dead? More like day of the diva! Cuz you gonna look so awesome in this Day of The Dead Skull Scarf girl! Do you like it? Of corpse you do. No bones about it, you better call the coroner, cuz that is one killer scarf. Lock it up and charge it with murder. Have a trial. Then watch it plead guilty.
Just Wrong – Flashing LED Eyelashes
These Flashing LED Eyelashes are not futuristic, not cool looking and they have wires going over your ears that look like wire hangers and it makes them look like glasses for your eyelashes. Also you have to wear a motion sensor on the back of your head for them to work, so… Futuristic Cyborg fail! This is what you wear when you want to absolutely, positively keep the opposite sex away from you. Forever. Yeah, you will never know sex again. And no, I’m not going to explain it to you. I’m too busy having the sex and can’t stop. Won’t stop. Cuz my eyelashes bring all the girls to the yard.
Stranger Things Eleven Days of Christmas Sweatshirt
12 days of Christmas? More like Eleven. This Stranger Things Eleven Days of Christmas Sweatshirt looks like an ugly Christmas sweater, but it is a more comfy pullover sweatshirt. What? You haven’t seen Stranger Things yet? You are like the only person reading this who hasn’t seen this show. The rest of us are shaking our heads at you. WE all know how awesome this shirt is! Some people, right?
Stranger Things Demogorgon Necklace
Take a trip to the upside-down and wear this Stranger Things Demogorgon Necklace. Despite the name, it’s not a demo of a Gorgon, but the real thing. It will sit on your chest, and might eat your face. I’m gonna wear it everytime I eat Eggo Waffles, which means I’m never taking it off. On another note, I think I have superpowers, cuz my nose starts bleeding everytime I try to use them. Either that or a brain aneurysm.