Do you like your skulls with roses? Well, this Skulls and Roses Crossbody Purse has both. Plus plenty of room for your stuff. And you better not be carrying around ACTUAL skulls and roses inside cuz that’s just messed up and you may have a problem. This bag is stylish, functional and beautiful, which is coincidentally what I said about my grandmother when they went to put her in a home. They agreed it wasn’t time, then they asked me why I called her a bag and slapped me upside the head.
Category: Creep Wear
Edgar Allan Poe Raven Wallet – Let Poe Hold Your Dough
Hold your dough in Edgar Allan Poe and you will lose your cash nevermore. That’s a little funny I made up just for this wallet. This Edgar Allan Poe Raven Wallet is awesome. One side of the wallet has a Raven image; the other has various clips of Poe’s manuscripts and a portrait of the author with raven feathers. It is one seriously dark and foreboding wallet. Sooooo cool.
Spider Summoner Tarantula Pendant – Summon What Now?
Let me see if I have this right. You want me to wear this Spider Summoner Tarantula Pendant? Which has a spider on it? Which will summon other spiders? Like Tarantulas? Are you out of your GD mind? How about a spider-killer summoner? I’d wear that. No way I’m inviting more spiders up in here. I don’t have enough cups to put over them like domes. I’m already tripping over all of the upside down glasses I have on the floor cuz I’ll trap them, but I ain’t taking them out. Slept walked the other night and kicked them all over and now I have an infestation all over again. I need to summon a spider taker-outer.
Bury Your Stuff In This Coffin Crossbody Bag
It is better to wear a Coffin Crossbody Bag than to be in one. That’s my motto. Plus you get to make all kinds of funny jokes to your friends like: “This is where all of the bodies are buried”. That’s a real knee-slapper there. This leather bag is perfect for a night out on the town or a night traipsing through a cemetery. It’s a tomb for your lipstick and stuff. A mausoleum for your makeup. A resting place for the supplies for your face.
Hand Embroidered Sugar Skull Fan
I’m a real fan of this Hand Embroidered Sugar Skull Fan. *Waves fan in front of my face* “Oh honeychild, it’s so hot in here. Downright devilish. I do declare, this must be the day of the dead, it’s so hot. Bout to turn my skull to sugar.” For real. That’s a true and accurate reenactment of my great great great grandmother on the porch one hot day in 1878, before her skull turned to sugar and all the neighborhood kids had a treat.
This cool fan (pun intended as far as you know) is hand embroidered and looks super classy. I already know you ladies are hot. Wink. Wink. Now let me cool ya down with this fan.