Looking for a cute necklace cuz you are a spider-loving spider queen? Look no further than this Embroidered Spider Web Necklace. You know that Spider-Man would get one for his main spider squeeze and if it’s good enough for him, it’s good enough for all of us. Are you enamored with it? Embroidered by it? Yeah, it’s pretty obvious that I don’t know how to use words. But I know a cool necklace when I see one. You’re welcome.
Category: Creep Wear
Werewolf Lycan Monster Bodysuit
The Werewolf Lycan Monster Bodysuit is ripped! Do you even wolf bro? This hairy dude has been getting his gains. Which isn’t easy since he only comes out on a full moon and that’s when Planet Fitness is always the most crowded. Dude is buff and tough. What are you gonna do when Wolf-a-mania runs wild on you brotha? Oh yeah!
Donald Trump 3D T-Shirt With Real Hair
Wave your Trump flag proudly with this cool Trump 3D T-Shirt With Real Hair. You can comb it, watch it wave in the breeze, pet it and keep it as a pet, put some bows in it, or a hair clip, give him some dreads… The possibilities are endless. Let’s make T-shirts great again. Look at that luxurious mane just blowing in the wind. That’s some Fabio shizz right there. This is gonna be yuuge!
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Horror Movie Necklaces
Do you even horror bro? Well, if ya do, check out these Horror Movie Necklaces. They’re not just for bros, but for bras too. No, I mean- Not for your bra. These necklaces are for everyone. All inclusive. Like a cruise you just won and get to hang on your neck. But much, much lighter. All of your favorite horror shows and movies are represented. They look pretty classy. Perfect for Halloween or any other time you want to up your creep-cred! Nobody steal that, that’s mine. I just said that and I’m pretty impressed.
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Mad Scientist Brain Specimen in a Jar Top Hat
I think I found my Halloween hat. This Mad Scientist Brain Specimen in a Jar Top Hat is gonna look awesome on my noggin. I’d tip my hat to you, but my brains would leak all over the place. On your suit, in your eye. HE BLINDED ME, WITH SCIENCE. Actually brain juice. Why are scientists so mad anyway? Probably cuz they don’t get enough sleep. Science is tiring. It should be called shy-ence cuz these dorks are all working alone in rooms underground and stuff.
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