You can either buy these awesome Tentacle Winestoppers or do like I do and keep a caged octopus on your kitchen counter. I just set my wine down and bonk him on the head, until he sticks a tentacle in my bottle. That’s probably why my wine tastes like Calamari. You want some water? Huh? You better cooperate! My Coke was tasting pretty flat last I checked too. Arghhhh! Stop strangling me!
Category: Geeky Cool Stuff
Coffin Pool Table
Nine ball corner casket, I mean pocket. This Coffin Pool Table is all fun and games until you find out there’s a dead body in there that you have been whacking with your balls. That sounded dirty. I apologize. If I owned this, I think I would have to play with pool balls that look like bloody eyes. Also, what this needs is a skeleton hand in each hole that will put the balls back on the table for you. Did that sound dirty too? I can’t tell. Now I’m all self-conscious.
C Is for Cthulhu: The Lovecraft Alphabet Book
C Is for Cthulhu: The Lovecraft Alphabet Book is a beautifully illustrated, premium alphabet board book, that features monsters and characters inspired by the mythos of H.P. Lovecraft. It will teach your kids their ABCs.
Want some ABC gum?
What’s that?
Already Been Chewed!
Eww you’re gross.
Suit yourself. More for me. This gum has been chewed and passed down to the chosen one since the dawn of time and chewing gum. The germs make me stronger.
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Trick or Treat Hot Chicks Squad Skelly Statue
Whoa. I think I found the perfect girl. Nice bones. This Trick or Treat Hot Chicks Squad Skelly Statue is gonna look great on my shelf as a constant reminder that I could never get a babe this hot. She’s like Harley Quinn’s weirder Halloween obsessed sister and I like that, who is about to swing that bat at your head. I guess I have a thing for bad girls. Man, I hope I run into the Hot Chicks Squad. They’re like the A-Team only hotter. Obviously.
Cthulhu’s Coloring Book and Necronomicon of Sunny Day Doings
The call of Cthulhu compels you to color creatively with the cute Cthulhu’s Coloring Book and Necronomicon of Sunny Day Doings. That was a mouthful. Also a keyboard-ful. The fearsome elder-thing known as Cthulhu has arrived with a tome of activities for adults. This book has word games, mazes, puzzles and dot-to-dots, pages for coloring and more. Do you feel the call of Cthulhu? I thought I did once, but it was just gas. I’m all better now. Was touch and go there for awhile though.