You got some caged skeletons lying around the house? Yea, me too. They make great accent pieces. Well, these Caged Skeleton Table Cloth Weights are perfect for keeping that tablecloth down so it doesn’t fly away in the wind. Plus, you can brag about the fact that you have these four skeletons caged for all eternity. Brag about how you tried them for their crimes and doomed them to the cage and to holding down your tablecloth forever. You might also like this Life Sized Skeleton Lamps, which are the perfect companion pieces.
Category: Just Plain Weird
Deer Caught On Camera Having Epic Slap Fight
Sure, we tend to focus on the scary stuff here at creepbay, but we are also about the weird. Like two deer having a slap fight! Oh yeah!
Who you calling Bambi Biatch? I’ll slap the antlers off you! SLAP! I’m calling you Bambi biatch cuz that hunter bagged your mom! SLAP! Don’t you talk about my mother! SLAP! I’ll talk about your mother all I want. She’ll do anybody as long as they have the doe! Get it? Doe? Her name is dil right? Dil Doe? Ha ha ha ha! Your mom’s a dil doe! SLAP!
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Gothic and Monster Christmas Stockings
Yeah, it’s July. So what? It’s never too early to start thinking about a creepy Christmas. WorkingClassPunx sells all kinds of cool Gothic Christmas Stockings. Some have Gothic designs like skulls, others are Monster Christmas Stockings like Frankenstein and Dracula. Stick these on your mantle and give Santa a little fright this season. You better not give me coal again Santa. Or I will burn the Christmas tree down. Again! Using that coal.
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Creepy Crawly Bug Teapot For Tea Time Terror
Do you want one lump or two? Well, I don’t care how many as long it doesn’t have a hundred legs. This Creepy Crawly Bug Teapot is just filled with bugs on the outside and I’m pretty sure it is filled with bugs inside too, cuz that black bug-juice is just overflowing from the lid and oozing everywhere. Which kind of bugs me. Get it? Bugs me? How many bugs does it take to get that much “tea” anyway? I have no idea. I don’t want to know. I’m surprised there’s no tea-rantula. This is more of a beetle blend.
Set of 4 Skull Shot Glasses
Give me a skull full of the good stuff bartender! This Set of 4 Skull Shot Glasses will make every drink macabre. Gin and Tonic? I prefer Gin and Chronic if ya know what I mean. It’s what the doctor ordered. Doctor Feelgood that is. Don’t know much about him, but he operates on that one corner, near that one alley where cops won’t go. Dude keeps me all good. But I digress. These shot glasses are awesome. I pretend they are the skulls of my enemies. And my enemies are hard work and motivation. Line them up with these Sugar Skull Shot Glasses and drink your own skull off.