Ohhhhhh. I’ll have some red rum please bartender. I’m parched. *Looks at these REDRUM Metal Bookends in the mirror and screams!* Murder! That says murder! I don’t want any of that. Red rum sounds much better. These bookends are murder on your books by the way. Murder most foul. Or is it fowl? I’m confused now. Was there a bird involved? I have no idea. I’ll just keep my beak out of it. In fact, I’ll just wet my beak and shut up.
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These Horror Movie Monster Cookies are so scary, I’m gonna toss my cookies. Chucky, Billy The Puppet, Pennywise the Dancing Clown, Captain Spaulding, Freddy Krueger, Pale Man, Heidi, Jason Voorhees, Pinhead and Dr. Hannibal Lecter are all here and they are sweet for once. Eat ’em up before they get not so sweet and slash you. You might also want to try some UFO and Alien cookies.
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Waiter, give me your finest champagne and serve it up in two Skull Goblets With Roses. Chop chop. Haven’t got all day. Just want to tip back some skulls and get a little tipsy before I go back to my day job of transporting kids to and fro from school. Hurry up you fool, it is early dismissal today.
Just so you know, that is not a re-enactment of how I lost my last job. I mean it’s not accurate at all. There’s no way I could have spoken so coherently. And I prefer beer, not champagne. Also, I never drove kids. Just the elderly.
Who says skulls can’t have hair? Just plant some succulents in this Calavera Skull Planter and give this skull a cool hairdo. I’m gonna go for a plant mohawk. Day of the Dead? More like Day of the Dead plants if you don’t water them. Hey, this planter beats digging up some poor dude and using his skull as a planter. Although that would save you money, I don’t recommend it. It’s icky and digging is hard work. This alien head planter also works.
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Ever wonder what it would be like if a skeleton served you some salad and tossed it by hand? I mean by bone? Find out with these Skeleton Arm Tongs. Man, I already toss my salad all night long, but with these things? I’m going be all over my salad and tossing it into the wee hours. Cuz then ya gotta stop to wee. Even the best of us can’t keep it going forever.
Anywho, these salad tongs will impress your guests. You’ll say, “Mmmmmm. tastes like an actual skeleton rose from the grave and served it up.”
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