Santa really is watching you. Like a cyclops with a milky eye. Keep an eye on the kids this year by hanging this Santa’s Evil Eye Christmas Ornament on your tree.
You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I’m telling you why
Santa Claus has only got one eye.
He’s making a list
And checking it twice(Has too since he only has one damn eye)
Gonna find out Who’s naughty and nice
Santa Claus is half-blind in his one eye….
Do you love UFO’s and their other-worldly butt-stuff loving inhabitants? Or are you just a collector of cool and unusual UFO art? Then this multiplanes UFO diorama of Taken may just be the thing for you. LED lit, this diorama is comprised of over 15 elements/layers on 6 laser cut frames. Designed to be part of a set of 5, the series includes The Yeti, Kraken, Men in Black, and The Circus.
Hey aliens, thanks for the free ride and the butt-adjustment, but you could have given me my pants back and not put my underwear on my head.
I don’t know about you, but I like to wash my hands with the hearts of my enemies and use their hair as loofas. So naturally, I dig this Black Heart Soap. I would never fib about these dark hearts, but I might defib them if I had the equipment. I hear what you’re thinking. That aorta make better jokes. Anyway, if you have a black heart, get all sudsy with it. I’m getting these so that my roommate can have a heart attack. You know, when I throw them at him.
Do you love Werewolves? Then this Werewolf coloring book may be just the thing for you. I had an encounter with one the other night. I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vics. His hair was perfect. The book has 16 unique coloring pictures, along with some fun werewolf facts. If you love werewolves, you’re gonna love coloring this book. Don’t color under a full moon. Just don’t.
If you still need a night light to sleep, this may just be the right light for you. It’s actually pretty cool, as far as night lights go. Well, until you suffer PTSD from repeated alien abduction attempts. The UFO with Tractor Beam Lamp includes a multi-color tractor beam and the UFO disc comes in grey but can be customized to any color. It comes with a remote control, so you can turn it on and change the color of the light from across the room. I WANT TO BELIEVE.