This Gothic Skull Chair in Bone is bad to the bone. Also great for boning. It’s perfect for your secret lair, not just for Halloween. Rest your weary bones in this baby and feel like a king. A skeleton king. I would love to sit on the front porch with this and give out candy to the kids on Halloween night while dressed as a skeleton king. I think I might do it. Here’s your candy, now be gone. The last Snickers bar is mine.
Category: Just Plain Weird
Light Up Vampire Skull Prop
Dangerous looking teeth that belong to a predator, check. Red eyes of terror, check. A Skull trying to break out of the frame, check. It’s pretty terrifying already. Just add “lights up from the inside of the skull to scare the hell out of you at night” and you have a winner. This weirdly beautiful Vampire Skull Prop is a great addition to your Halloween prop collection. At night, those eyes are going to make people lose it. I just hope this isn’t your only light source during a blackout.
Skull and Crossbones Coffee Mug
Those “Best Dad in the World” mugs are really touching and meaningful. But sometimes you have to let your inner Goth badass out. Check out this Skull and Crossbones Coffee Mug. Usually, skull and crossbones mean poison, but no worries. You haven’t upset anyone lately, have you? Man, I hope not. Hmmm. Should you even take a drink? Maybe not. Maybe you should hire a taster like the royals do. Or you know, maybe don’t piss so many people off.
Catarina Dia de Muertos Wooden Nesting Dolls
Russian wooden nesting dolls have been around for more than a hundred years. Whoever came up with the idea of having different-sized wooden dolls, painted to depict different characters probably meant to hide dark secrets in plain sight but we will never know, will we? Over the years, horror movie fans have refashioned seemingly harmless nesting dolls to create nightmare-inspiring objects you wouldn’t want to be the last thing you see before heading off to bed.
This set of nesting dolls has some really eerie pictures, one being a ghostly woman whose idea of fun is to pose and hug a skull rather tightly and smile. Scary. But very very cool.
Floating Miniature Skulls in a Jar
Shrunken skulls in a bottle are as creepy as it can get as far as desk accessories are concerned. These Floating Miniature Skulls are made to float in a jar of moss with a black net over the top. The best part is that they seem to be floating in the dark. Place them on the coffee table and watch as your guests get frightened when one of the tiny skulls stares at them. Alternatively, you can place the jar in the fridge and install a hidden camera nearby to catch your victims’ reactions. I like that one better.
This jar of shrunken skulls can also set the tone for a Halloween Ghost-themed party. It gives a special kind of spooky ambiance to the room.