You know those old ant farms people used to have on their desks? Yeah, me either. That’s because they were a bad idea. Because what if it breaks and they get loose? The Termitat Termite Exhibit For Your Desktop is the same thing only if it breaks, they eat your house up around you. This is homelessness on your desktop right here. Bad idea.
Category: Just Plain Weird
Edgar Allan Poe Book Clock
For fans of Edgar Allan Poe who also happen to love anything Gothic, “The Complete Tales and Poems of Edgar Allan Poe” is something to cherish and love. Oh, and be terrified of. This Edgar Allan Poe Book Clock is bound in leather and features a crow faced clock with brass hands for the minute and second hands. Put it on your shelf or desk for display (It’s not meant for reading. Except reading the time.). Look, it’s Nevermore o’clock again!
Insect Wreath – Goes With An Unwelcome Mat
Thinking of putting up a unique wreath on your door? If your goal is to be out of the ordinary, as in a complete whackadoo who I will stay far away from, a wreath that is crawling with insects should do the trick. This 17-inch Insect Wreath is made using natural grapevine and has 4-6 inch insects to send your visitors running. There is a large assortment of insects for you to choose from.
Halloween Coffin Crayons Set
Crayons that are made to look like little coffins; and you thought YOUR kid was weird! When I say coffins, they actually come complete with an image of a corpse lying inside and a lid. So, yeah, coffins. With a stiff. It doesn’t get spookier than that. The set comes in a wide variety of colors from which you can choose from. Coming in at around two and a half inches tall, these non-toxic crayons are made from recycled Crayola material which is good news for the environment. Bad news for little Timmy creeping out the other kids. This Coffin Crayons Set is just weird. Like Timmy.
Pennywise Evil Clown Wreath
Look, if you have this Pennywise Evil Clown Wreath on your door, I’m not coming in. And neither will anyone else. I don’t want any part of that shizz! It looks like Ronald McDonald and Uncle Sam had a demented baby. Nope. I’m just passing this house by. This really should be a sewer decoration.