This spider jewelry box is as scary as it is functional. It can be a great gift if your friend or significant other loves the eerie. The carvings are nicely detailed and the metallic finish makes it seem like there was an actual spider on top of the box before the box was dipped into a vat filled with molten metal, and the spider, being the badass it was, didn’t even budge. There are also other animal skulls and bones that are expertly crafted onto the box. The spider’s victims.
Category: Just Plain Weird
Eyeball Door Knob
Knock knock. Who’s there? My. My who? My eye is killing me everytime you open that door! This Eyeball Door Knob lets you get a nice big handful of eyeball when entering a room. It’s an oddball and an eyeball. Who owns this thing? The eyes. The eyes have it. I’m getting this and naming it Iris. It’s perfect for an observatory if you know what I mean.
Savage World Horror Action Figures
You know those horror movie icons you love? They buff! They been gettin’ some gains son. Hittin’ that gym. These Savage World figures make your horror favorites like Jason, Freddy, Leatherface, Micael Myers and Pinhead look jacked baby! He-Man meets Horror-Man.
Cryptid Tarot Cards
These Cryptid Tarot Cards will reveal your fortune. OMG! Ask me about my love life!
Ok. I see a tall dark stranger.
OMG! Is he rich?
No. He’s very hairy and he has big feet.
Does he have money?
No, but he has a hut made of sticks and everything outside is his toilet. You’ll be happy.
Gothic Black Spider Web Rug
I love this Gothic Black Spider Web Rug. But I already have one. You know how I got mine? Neglect and spiders. It’s easy when you never vacuum. Or sweep. Or mop. Hmmm. I just realized I’m living on about 2 inches of dirt. Some weeds are starting to grow. I’d love to be a kid and play a game of “the floor is hot lava” on this except rename it, “the floor is full of spiders”. Icky! I’m never leaving the couch again.