Category: Just Plain Weird

Creature From The Black Lagoon Planter

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Creature From The Black Lagoon Planter

Who loves the Universal Monsters? Holds up my hand. I do! I do! Well, if you also love these monsters, you are gonna dig this Creature From The Black Lagoon Planter. I have to admit, this guy looks good with plants growing out of his head. These planters will add some old time monster style to your garden inside or outside. Hey, where do you find a black lagoon anyway? I’ve never seen one. I’ve seen The Blue Lagoon and Brooke Shields  is looking like a creature these days though. I’m gonna get a Creature From The Black Lagoon Planter and make my plants look cool.

Ladies, have a look at these Creature From The Black Lagoon Hairclips too.

Gothic Cat Tree & Coffin Bed

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Gothic Cat Tree & Coffin Bed

Does your cat appreciate Gothic style? I know mine does. I have 3. My Goth gang. Word up yo! They will love this. Is this product crazy or awesome. I’m not sure, but I’m ordering one right now. This Gothic Cat Tree & Coffin Bed is a stylish and dark resting place for your pet. It has a coffin shaped platform and even has a hanging spider they can play with and batt around. Spooky! I love it. You know your cat deserves one.

Just ask the Haunted Cat Tarot Deck if you don’t believe me. I get all of my answers by communing with the cat spirits. Yeah boi! I’m getting a Gothic Cat Tree & Coffin Bed! well my cats are. It is purrrfect! The cat’s meow. The bees knees. You kitties are getting a Gothic gift, so be nice to me for once. No more jumping on me in the middle of the night. My scratches still haven’t healed. I’ll have to get you some kind of cemetery motif to display near this thing too. You can put all of your dead mice there, which would make a nice change from the bed or in my shoes. You cats are weird.

Mummified Demon Fetus

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Mummified Demon Fetus

You know how it is around here. Another day, another fetus. This one is a Mummified Demon Fetus. Truly a special breed. If you watch the seller’s video of them turning this thing around, I’m pretty sure I saw some testes as well as his little butt crack. He comes in a wooden keepsake box so you can proudly display your fetus. He’s a cute little pocket demon I guess.

A Mummified Demon Fetus. And I thought we hit the jackpot with the Unicorn Fetus. Shows what I know. So many fetuses so little womb. I mean time. So little time.

Mini Tombstone Garden Decorations

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Mini Tombstone Garden Decorations

May your garden rest in peace. These Mini Tombstone Garden Decorations will make your garden look like a cemetery. I don’t know who is buried there, but it’s probably Basil, Rosemary and Thyme to name a few. All will be remembered fondly. It is a great way to make your garden just a little creepier and you know we like that around here.

These Mini Tombstone Garden Decorations will look really good displayed with the Grim Reaper Shelf Sitter. Now that is a garden I can dig! See what i did there. I made a little garden joke. A very little one.

Day of the Dead Whiskey Decanter Set

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Day of the Dead Whiskey Decanter Set

You ever drink so much that you feel dead to the world? That’s the Day of the Dead my friend. Or at least how I celebrate it. This Day of the Dead Whiskey Decanter Set will help you get your drink on in style. The case is shaped like a coffin that your booze just climbed on into. May it rest in peace. And in my gut. It even has a lid so you can bury it in the back yard if you want. I would bury it and let my booze age. Then dig it up like 20 years later and have a party. A real Day of the Dead shindig. What’s a shindig anyway? A dig at a shin? Weird. Who cares? This Day of the Dead Whiskey Decanter Set is sweeet!

Anyway, I love Day of the Dead stuff. It’s funky and awesome.