Whoa! This Kraken Tentacle Cane is gonna make me one cool elder. Gonna buy it now and save it for when I get older. Any young whipper-snappers give me any guff and their gonna get it right in the lip. And by “it” I mean cold hard tentacles. Whack! Cuz old people can get away with that shizz. I’ll whack people left and right. What’d you say, son? Whack! I don’t like your tone. Whack! Gonna spend the whole day just whacking off.
Category: Just Plain Weird
Cthulhu Nesting Dolls – Matryoshka Madness
Holy matryoshka! Heed the call of Cthulhu with these cool Cthulhu Nesting Dolls. It’s a Cthulhu in a Cthulhi in a Cthulhu. Open each layer for more horrifying fun. It truly is the horror gift that keeps on giving.
Day of The Dead Pillows
These cool Day of The Dead Pillows aren’t just for the day. You can use them at night too. For real. They’re vibrantly colored and awesome. They are reversible pillows that are made of 100% cotton fabric, stuffed with poly-cotton blend and sewn closed. They measure about 18″ x 13″. Lay your head on the day of the dead. These are gonna look good with this cool blanket.
The Most Nightmare Inducing Halloween Decoration Ever
What in the actual f**k!? The TransWorld Halloween & Attractions trade show was recently happening in St. Louis and this nightmare-inducing Halloween decoration was on display. This demonic, animatronic Pennywise clown includes a screaming, one-armed version of Georgie. It is so terrifying that if you actually put it on your front lawn, police will come and shoot it to hell. After they fail, Stephen King himself will show up to exorcise it. Fun fact: I typed “exercise” the first time. No way I wanna workout with that guy.
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Lose Your Appetite With Deviant Desserts
Deviant Desserts has all kinds of delicious un-appetizers. They specialize in making custom cakes and chocolates that may make you gag before you can eat them. Cockroach cakes, brain cakes, eyeballs, skulls and much more. These treats are perfect for Halloween or even every day if you live in a haunted house or just like messed up food. I’m not judging. Those white chocolate skulls look delicious. Check them out for stuff that is way more unappetizing.